Waffles by Cathcart Lyrics

[Verse 1: Max Tello]
Serve me up with some maple
Don’t get it on the table
Trader Joe’s on the label
Pancakes are just shameful
I just got married and found out that my wife likes pancakes
Now I’m single

[Hook: Cathcart]
Pancakes are awful, so I’m making waffles
Pancakes are awful, so I’m making waffles
Pancakes are awful, so I’m making waffles
Pancakes are awful, so I’m making what?

[Verse 2: Cathcart]
Just making waffles
Stack em up, finna make em topple
Acting up, finna take a bottle of
That syrup, remaining hostile
Towards fast food, like I hate McDonalds
Cuz they only serve pancakes
Got no waffles
And waffle fries don’t qualify
They get tossed aside
Fair amount are a smaller size
Paramount that they’re not alike
Unless they’re about to apologize
I don’t care about
Going touring in Europe in Belgium
Just pouring the syrup on Belgian
Waffles, eating it up then I’m belching
Can’t be held in, just like my
[Chorus: Cathcart & Max Tello]
Love for the waffles, love for the waffles
I got love for the waffles
Can’t eat pancakes, I just suffer it’s awful
Can’t buy frozen food, I need room for the waffles
Spoonful of waffle, got a room full of waffles
I reserve a whole afternoon for the waffles
I will fight a pack of raccoons for the waffles
Spoonful of waffle, got a room full of waffles

[Verse 3: Max Tello]
I got pulled over for cooking up waffles on the freeway in the morning
They found five grams of the waffle and they let me go with a warning
He told me stay out of trouble, I said sure thing
Little did he know, I had 10 pounds of the waffle under the flooring
It’s rough out here…
I just sold ten waffles to my own cousin
Cops come around pressing homies
Asking ‘bout the waffles, we don’t know nothing
Know I keep the waffle maker tucked, I ain’t afraid to pull it out, no bluffing
Oh, you ate four waffles? That’s weak, I just ate a whole dozen

[Chorus: Cathcart & Max Tello]
Love for the waffles, love for the waffles
I got love for the waffles
Can’t eat pancakes, I just suffer it’s awful
Can’t buy frozen food, I need room for the waffles
Spoonful of waffle, got a room full of waffles
I reserve a whole afternoon for the waffles
I will fight a pack of raccoons for the waffles
Spoonful of waffle, got a room full of waffles
[Verse 4: Cathcart]
I don’t even wanna take it there
But if I may compare
Waffles are made to tear, made to share
To split pancakes, you need tableware
I hate that people see waffles
Like streets full of potholes
But these hold the toppings
That pancakes can not hold
It’s obvious
Pour your syrup, they get soggy quick
They’re literally called old fashioned
Old news like a floppy disk
Last year I found out that the P in IHOP
Really stands for pancakes
I don’t go there anymore
I ain’t nowhere friendly towards ‘em
I don’t go to Denny’s for
Anything but the waffles
I just ate like 24
Honestly, really nothing you could say to me
They even work with the savory
Just look at chicken and waffles, see they agree
Tasty whatever the flavor be
I’d rather eat plant-based
Spam made from a mandrake than a pancake
Damn straight, all flat-faced with a bland taste
That’s made from a tan paste like a bandaid
I’mma run for head of damn state, I’ve got plans laid
To campaign with demands made that we ban every
Pancake and we mandate that its fanbase
Can’t mate, they’re in bad shape cuz they add weight
[Chorus: Cathcart & Max Tello]
Love for the waffles, love for the waffles
I got love for the waffles
Can’t eat pancakes, I just suffer it’s awful
Can’t buy frozen food, I need room for the waffles
Spoonful of waffle, got a room full of waffles
I reserve a whole afternoon for the waffles
I will fight a pack of raccoons for the waffles
Spoonful of waffle, got a room full of waffles