Kabuki by Cathcart Lyrics
[Verse: Cathcart]
I texted Max, he said I’m in a movie
But when it’s done, if you wanna, then scoop me
I was like, what kind of beat you want?
He was like I don’t know, but it’s gotta be spooky
When I spit, it’s like hocking a loogie
It’s raw like the sushi they got at Kabuki
Often I’m goofy, but talking so groovy
That people give compliments to me
Man the booth is my habitat, who is you laughing at
True, into battle rap, coup is a Cadillac
Psych, I’m in my Honda Civic, gotta whip it
But I’m looking awesome in it
Man, the level that I'm on is different, like quantum physics
Dishing out non-specific, awful disses
To all the snobby critics, bomb a cynic
Send ‘em to the walk-in clinic
I’m beyond prolific, they wanna mimic
But all them gimmicks are not terrific, and soporific
Don't bother with it, you off the rhythm
I'm rocking with it, you bought a ticket, I oughta rip it
I hold it down, like a capo
It shows when I make dough
I just spit flows with some great quotes
I hit notes, they take notes, I'll
[Max Tello]
Smack you with that Wii remote strap
My flows so gold, be C3PO’s back
Rhyming like I’m fighting cuz these teens record that
I be writing so much I keep me three notepads
My crew’s like a bunch of bananas
In yo kitchen eating lunch with no manners
Crunching the stanzas, we watching
Hannah Montana, just kicking it up in pajamas
Spit it cold, so they call me the snowman
Girls be crushing like coke cans
Bro, I’m so with the program, oh man
But I’m so crap at coding
I feel like Zack and Cody, you just whack as Moseby
Sad and lonely, eating macaroni
I be smacking homies if they grabbing codeine
[Cathcart]
And I, I can’t be taking these
Females to the matrimony
They be acting holy, but need clean nails
All the retail, and a flashy Rollie
I look around
And I just see snails, like the abalone
Slacking slowly, it's the type of stuff that you would
Think fails, cuz the rap is phony
But it prevails, I think that’s bologna
So I’m spitting til my lips are chapped and foamy
And I'm still including random details
Man, my back is bony, ravioli ravioli
[Max Tello]
Cuz I got the formula, and
I’mma blow like the horns in the orchestra band
I’m from Oxnard, repping California, damn
But I be throwing alligators like a Florida man
[Cathcart]
Never turned the field trip form in on time
Got 'em forming a line when I’m forming a line
I’m ordering rhymes and recording them, I’m
Flowing like I got a fjord in my mind
It's a surprise like rewarding a Knight
It’s key to be bored when I type
On the keyboard in the night
I'm sort of alright, but I've
Got some baggage like I’m boarding a flight
[Bridge: Cathcart and Max Tello]
I spit facts, legit y’all
But I finally hit that brick wall
I know that I’ve been had some pitfalls
But I never got picked last in kickball
I spit facts, legit y’all
But I finally hit that brick wall
I know that I’ve been had some pitfalls
But I never got picked last in kickball
I texted Max, he said I’m in a movie
But when it’s done, if you wanna, then scoop me
I was like, what kind of beat you want?
He was like I don’t know, but it’s gotta be spooky
When I spit, it’s like hocking a loogie
It’s raw like the sushi they got at Kabuki
Often I’m goofy, but talking so groovy
That people give compliments to me
Man the booth is my habitat, who is you laughing at
True, into battle rap, coup is a Cadillac
Psych, I’m in my Honda Civic, gotta whip it
But I’m looking awesome in it
Man, the level that I'm on is different, like quantum physics
Dishing out non-specific, awful disses
To all the snobby critics, bomb a cynic
Send ‘em to the walk-in clinic
I’m beyond prolific, they wanna mimic
But all them gimmicks are not terrific, and soporific
Don't bother with it, you off the rhythm
I'm rocking with it, you bought a ticket, I oughta rip it
I hold it down, like a capo
It shows when I make dough
I just spit flows with some great quotes
I hit notes, they take notes, I'll
[Max Tello]
Smack you with that Wii remote strap
My flows so gold, be C3PO’s back
Rhyming like I’m fighting cuz these teens record that
I be writing so much I keep me three notepads
My crew’s like a bunch of bananas
In yo kitchen eating lunch with no manners
Crunching the stanzas, we watching
Hannah Montana, just kicking it up in pajamas
Spit it cold, so they call me the snowman
Girls be crushing like coke cans
Bro, I’m so with the program, oh man
But I’m so crap at coding
I feel like Zack and Cody, you just whack as Moseby
Sad and lonely, eating macaroni
I be smacking homies if they grabbing codeine
[Cathcart]
And I, I can’t be taking these
Females to the matrimony
They be acting holy, but need clean nails
All the retail, and a flashy Rollie
I look around
And I just see snails, like the abalone
Slacking slowly, it's the type of stuff that you would
Think fails, cuz the rap is phony
But it prevails, I think that’s bologna
So I’m spitting til my lips are chapped and foamy
And I'm still including random details
Man, my back is bony, ravioli ravioli
[Max Tello]
Cuz I got the formula, and
I’mma blow like the horns in the orchestra band
I’m from Oxnard, repping California, damn
But I be throwing alligators like a Florida man
[Cathcart]
Never turned the field trip form in on time
Got 'em forming a line when I’m forming a line
I’m ordering rhymes and recording them, I’m
Flowing like I got a fjord in my mind
It's a surprise like rewarding a Knight
It’s key to be bored when I type
On the keyboard in the night
I'm sort of alright, but I've
Got some baggage like I’m boarding a flight
[Bridge: Cathcart and Max Tello]
I spit facts, legit y’all
But I finally hit that brick wall
I know that I’ve been had some pitfalls
But I never got picked last in kickball
I spit facts, legit y’all
But I finally hit that brick wall
I know that I’ve been had some pitfalls
But I never got picked last in kickball