Condor by Cast of Total Drama World Tour Lyrics

[Above the contestants, the condor screeches into the sky.]

[ALEJANDRO]
I'm tall, I'm tanned
I'm young, I'm handsome
I've come here to bring back your wee ones
So, hush my sweet condor
Let me win this one, please

[The condor screeches at Alejandro.]

(spoken)
So try, attack me!

(sung)
But, I won protection
I don't feel that pecking
So, save your objections
Hush, now, condor
Let me in the final three!
[Alejandro is violently knocked off the condor nest.]

(spoken)
Woah! Oof! Aw, no! Ah!

[CHRIS MCLEAN, spoken]
Next!

[CODY]
I, oh, I-I-I
I've got problems with condors
Problems with condors
Why, oh, why-y-y?
Am I not at home? I ponder
Trust me, oh, trust me-e
I'm your best friend
And I'll never eat eggs agai-i-in!

[Cody is violently knocked off the condor nest.]

(spoken)
My licorice! Oof!

[CHRIS MCLEAN, spoken]
Good news! You can have another chance later!
But first...
[SIERRA]
I'm a mom now
So don't be giving me flak
'Cause my first chick just hatched
Out of his yolk sa-ack
So, hush, my sweet
Let me into the final three!

(spoken)
Cody Jr.! No, not Auntie Heather!

[CHRIS MCLEAN, spoken]
Heather!

[HEATHER]
I

[Sierra yelps as she falls down the cliff.]

[HEATHER]
How I-I-I

[Sierra violently hits the ground.]

[SIERRA, spoken]
Oof!
[HEATHER]
How I really hate these birdies
And I wanna live to see my thirties
These, these feathered jerks
They're bringing me strife
And "Cody II," I'm not your wife

(spoken)
For the last time, get a life!
Yes!

(sung)
Thanks, my sweet condor
Now I'm in the final three!