Roberta C. by Casiotone for the Painfully Alone Lyrics

Carson, Flannery and Jerome line the bookshelves at home
Waiting tables in some café to pay my student loans
If they didn't make me sneeze, I'd get a cat and name her Eloise
Someone to talk to in the least

A listless intellectual in her prime
Scrabble high score: 409
With nothing remarkable to leave behind

Smoking lights, working nights
And frequent trips to the public library
Don't make much of a life
But it's all going to change
Maybe tonight
I'm leaving something
To remember me by

A listless intellectual in her prime
Scrabble high score: 409
And the note on the bed
True love is hard to find