We Be Sailin by Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew Lyrics
Captain's got the plans (We be sailin')
To ship this contraband (We be sailin')
Swashbucklin' rows of his foes
Rollin' into port like no-one knows
He's got fleets of mighty ships (We be sailin')
War galleons, he's got six (We be sailin')
When he comes to the shore or your door
You better give him all your money or prepare for war
CaptainD:
I've been sailin' the seas for 10,000 days
Breakin' through the waves, setting ships ablaze
I'll kill your whole crew just to get me plunder
When my flag's a-sailin', yo, it's lighting and thunder
We're questing for these riches while smacking all your bitches
Nothing's left and the theft has left me crew with stitches
Leaving all your gold and your jewel's stole
We'll take your spices and your dices to the shore to be sold
Now how many men want to join my crew
If you stay on your ship then you're surely through
Join me if you want to sail into the blue
For the treasures and loot and the infamy too
If you're not in, fine. It's the end of your line
The sharks will eat you - happens all the time
All that's yours is mine when you've got no spine
We're sailing for the fame at the cost of your dime
Captain's got the plans (We be sailin')
To ship this contraband (We be sailin')
Swashbucklin' rows of his foes
Rollin' into port like no-one knows
He's got fleets of mighty ships (We be sailin')
War galleons, he's got six (We be sailin')
When he comes to the shore or your door
You better give him all your money or prepare for war
Sea Dawg:
We be some badass sailors eluding the jailors
While your drive-bys leave bodies, our drive-bys be leavin' craters
You can hear the bitches wail when we sail
We're never off beat; sail, raid, and then we spend and repeat
Sailing's a way of life. You're lookin' so rife
For plunderin', hear those cannons thunderin', wonderin'
Am I gonna see another day, attacks underway
Every boat we see's an all-you-can-steal buffet
We make ourselves prolific up and down the pacific
Specifically under the flag of pirate C to the D
Bein' a pirate seems like the best place to be
From the crow's nest no landlubber eludes me
You think you'll stay safe, well I disagree
I've sailed the darkest waters of the blackest sea
I'm enigmatic, erratic, my raids are dramatic
I settle disputes by the sword and I screw the diplomatic
Captain's got the plans (We be sailin')
To ship this contraband (We be sailin')
Swashbucklin' rows of his foes
Rollin' into port like no-one knows
He's got fleets of mighty ships (We be sailin')
War galleons, he's got six (We be sailin')
When he comes to the shore or your door
You better give him all your money or prepare for war
CapD:
The plunderin' was finished, the crew had been diminished
We left them no water and 4 tons of spinach
We scrambled from the frigate with our jewels and gold
Piles growing so high you won't believe if I told
Avast, ye rats! Hurry, raise the mast!
And don't run and shout, come about really fast
Volley the cannon blast at long last
Those bastards smashed, their sails had crashed
Here come some more - just look to the shore
They've got cannon's galore - we can't hardly ignore
Our perilous fate, no time for debate
I became irate at their current state
I screamed "All hands on deck! Let's go, weigh anchor!
The dirty deed is done, so, so long ye wankers!"
We'll sail for the shore where we'll go to the store
Sell off all our booty and we'll plunder some more
Captain's got the plans (We be sailin')
To ship this contraband (We be sailin')
Swashbucklin' rows of his foes
Rollin' into port like no-one knows
He's got fleets of mighty ships (We be sailin')
War galleons, he's got six (We be sailin')
When he comes to the shore or your door
You better give him all your money or prepare for war
To ship this contraband (We be sailin')
Swashbucklin' rows of his foes
Rollin' into port like no-one knows
He's got fleets of mighty ships (We be sailin')
War galleons, he's got six (We be sailin')
When he comes to the shore or your door
You better give him all your money or prepare for war
CaptainD:
I've been sailin' the seas for 10,000 days
Breakin' through the waves, setting ships ablaze
I'll kill your whole crew just to get me plunder
When my flag's a-sailin', yo, it's lighting and thunder
We're questing for these riches while smacking all your bitches
Nothing's left and the theft has left me crew with stitches
Leaving all your gold and your jewel's stole
We'll take your spices and your dices to the shore to be sold
Now how many men want to join my crew
If you stay on your ship then you're surely through
Join me if you want to sail into the blue
For the treasures and loot and the infamy too
If you're not in, fine. It's the end of your line
The sharks will eat you - happens all the time
All that's yours is mine when you've got no spine
We're sailing for the fame at the cost of your dime
Captain's got the plans (We be sailin')
To ship this contraband (We be sailin')
Swashbucklin' rows of his foes
Rollin' into port like no-one knows
He's got fleets of mighty ships (We be sailin')
War galleons, he's got six (We be sailin')
When he comes to the shore or your door
You better give him all your money or prepare for war
Sea Dawg:
We be some badass sailors eluding the jailors
While your drive-bys leave bodies, our drive-bys be leavin' craters
You can hear the bitches wail when we sail
We're never off beat; sail, raid, and then we spend and repeat
Sailing's a way of life. You're lookin' so rife
For plunderin', hear those cannons thunderin', wonderin'
Am I gonna see another day, attacks underway
Every boat we see's an all-you-can-steal buffet
We make ourselves prolific up and down the pacific
Specifically under the flag of pirate C to the D
Bein' a pirate seems like the best place to be
From the crow's nest no landlubber eludes me
You think you'll stay safe, well I disagree
I've sailed the darkest waters of the blackest sea
I'm enigmatic, erratic, my raids are dramatic
I settle disputes by the sword and I screw the diplomatic
Captain's got the plans (We be sailin')
To ship this contraband (We be sailin')
Swashbucklin' rows of his foes
Rollin' into port like no-one knows
He's got fleets of mighty ships (We be sailin')
War galleons, he's got six (We be sailin')
When he comes to the shore or your door
You better give him all your money or prepare for war
CapD:
The plunderin' was finished, the crew had been diminished
We left them no water and 4 tons of spinach
We scrambled from the frigate with our jewels and gold
Piles growing so high you won't believe if I told
Avast, ye rats! Hurry, raise the mast!
And don't run and shout, come about really fast
Volley the cannon blast at long last
Those bastards smashed, their sails had crashed
Here come some more - just look to the shore
They've got cannon's galore - we can't hardly ignore
Our perilous fate, no time for debate
I became irate at their current state
I screamed "All hands on deck! Let's go, weigh anchor!
The dirty deed is done, so, so long ye wankers!"
We'll sail for the shore where we'll go to the store
Sell off all our booty and we'll plunder some more
Captain's got the plans (We be sailin')
To ship this contraband (We be sailin')
Swashbucklin' rows of his foes
Rollin' into port like no-one knows
He's got fleets of mighty ships (We be sailin')
War galleons, he's got six (We be sailin')
When he comes to the shore or your door
You better give him all your money or prepare for war