The Black Mongoose by Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew Lyrics
Yo the black mongoose is where we like to drink
And talk about the ships that we board and sink
Yo the black mongoose is the place to be
To chat about the treasures that we stole on the sea
To the black mongoose once the plunderins done
Getting crunk all night til the rise of the sun
When your vision's double runnin you know that trouble's comin
Fighting patrons by the dozen and keep the rum a guzzlin
CaptainD:
Yo the black mongoose is the place go to
For pirates on the run or who want to lay low
Its the scene with the most buccaneers fo sho
If you're worried bout the prices better cough up your dough
The sallies round their corners
We give them quarters
For their chests are the best that youll find in these waters
The rum it can stun can't be outdone
Better bring your whole fortune if you want to have fun
If you forgot it then sorry
You can't join our party
We're gettin paid from the riches that we stole from that portly
You dont have to act tortly show up all swarthy
From the breeze
That blew you in from the seas
It feels just like home
Where you can rest your bones
Sit back relax and just hear the tones
Its the hottest rum spot that i've ever known
Its the blimiest of taverns with the dead man's caverns
Yo the black mongoose is where we like to drink
And talk about the ships that we board and sink
Yo the black mongoose is the place to be
To chat about the treasures that we stole on the sea
To the black mongoose once the plunderins done
Getting crunk all night til the rise of the sun
When your vision's double runnin you know that trouble's comin
Fighting patrons by the dozen and keep the rum a guzzlin
Sea Dawg:
This is my favorite place of all the land mass
It serves the minions and leaders of the underclass
So pull up a stool and kick back with a glass
A few more drinks and youll be flat on your ass
The black mongoose serves just whiskey and rum
Its clientele are thieves liars pirates and scum
Intoxicated ye' will surely become
And to the will of the drink ye'll likely succumb
It starts as a tingle in yer bones at first
That feeling starts real nice then becomes adverse
As the night goes on your senses will disperse
The drinks keep comin so does this verse
Drink more bottles the idea is wise
Youll stare at the wenches through spyglass eyes
If ya fight and ya loot you're a VIP
So once again I'll say this is the place to be
Yo the black mongoose is where we like to drink
And talk about the ships that we board and sink
Yo the black mongoose is the place to be
To chat about the treasures that we stole on the sea
To the black mongoose once the plunderins done
Getting crunk all night til the rise of the sun
When your vision's double runnin you know that trouble's comin
Fighting patrons by the dozen and keep the rum a guzzlin
And talk about the ships that we board and sink
Yo the black mongoose is the place to be
To chat about the treasures that we stole on the sea
To the black mongoose once the plunderins done
Getting crunk all night til the rise of the sun
When your vision's double runnin you know that trouble's comin
Fighting patrons by the dozen and keep the rum a guzzlin
CaptainD:
Yo the black mongoose is the place go to
For pirates on the run or who want to lay low
Its the scene with the most buccaneers fo sho
If you're worried bout the prices better cough up your dough
The sallies round their corners
We give them quarters
For their chests are the best that youll find in these waters
The rum it can stun can't be outdone
Better bring your whole fortune if you want to have fun
If you forgot it then sorry
You can't join our party
We're gettin paid from the riches that we stole from that portly
You dont have to act tortly show up all swarthy
From the breeze
That blew you in from the seas
It feels just like home
Where you can rest your bones
Sit back relax and just hear the tones
Its the hottest rum spot that i've ever known
Its the blimiest of taverns with the dead man's caverns
Yo the black mongoose is where we like to drink
And talk about the ships that we board and sink
Yo the black mongoose is the place to be
To chat about the treasures that we stole on the sea
To the black mongoose once the plunderins done
Getting crunk all night til the rise of the sun
When your vision's double runnin you know that trouble's comin
Fighting patrons by the dozen and keep the rum a guzzlin
Sea Dawg:
This is my favorite place of all the land mass
It serves the minions and leaders of the underclass
So pull up a stool and kick back with a glass
A few more drinks and youll be flat on your ass
The black mongoose serves just whiskey and rum
Its clientele are thieves liars pirates and scum
Intoxicated ye' will surely become
And to the will of the drink ye'll likely succumb
It starts as a tingle in yer bones at first
That feeling starts real nice then becomes adverse
As the night goes on your senses will disperse
The drinks keep comin so does this verse
Drink more bottles the idea is wise
Youll stare at the wenches through spyglass eyes
If ya fight and ya loot you're a VIP
So once again I'll say this is the place to be
Yo the black mongoose is where we like to drink
And talk about the ships that we board and sink
Yo the black mongoose is the place to be
To chat about the treasures that we stole on the sea
To the black mongoose once the plunderins done
Getting crunk all night til the rise of the sun
When your vision's double runnin you know that trouble's comin
Fighting patrons by the dozen and keep the rum a guzzlin