Sea Weeds by Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew Lyrics
Captain Dan:
Let me tell you bout the weeds you won't find on the land
I can never find enough just to meet my demand
In the san modello island it's completely banned
If you need it then U got it
Only cash in hand
It's that caribean chronic
It's super hydroponic
It will leave ya catatonic
It smells of the bubonic
Contraband that I plan
To fish out of the sea
With which I'll make my sales pitch
Of Jamaican red hairs that make your body twitch
And that your bound to itch
So just come on my ship
Its hard to come across that irish moss
Lay 1000 on the table take your weeds and get lost
This ain't no haggling game, you know i can't explain
Why its all soaking wet when there's been no rain thats just how it came- you know its all the same
Use the fire for the dryer, and heres the refrain
Sea weeds oh, your the meanest greens
Landlubbers never know its aquamarine
All sales final thats what it means
Its nothing but the best when I'm on the scene
Sea Dawg:
If ya smoke my weed let that shit fill yer lungs
You'll be lightheaded can't feel your tongue
You'll lay back get totally lost in the sound
I got the best mary jane on solid ground
I guarantee ye will be satisfied
Now let me get yer change
Its right outside
Mateys hoist the sails cause its time to run
Before my customers figure out the deed ive done
But thats the way it goes
Let the buyer beware
Especially when your purchase could have washed up anywhere
Its weed alright but I never said what kind
I'm a kelp selling business headed mastermind
Sell off all the fake stuff keep the real for myself
Fuck with me you'll have your head on a shelf
This is a business transaction, not show and tell
Give the devil my regards when ya see him in hell
Ye can never ever come after my kind
Before I finish the job I'll stike ye blind
Fight with me, yer death warrant is signed
Toe to toe with sea dawg, you're out of your mind
Sea weeds oh, your the meanest greens
Landlubbers never know its aquamarine
All sales final thats what it means
Its nothing but the best when I'm on the scene
Sea weed sellin
Thats the name of my game
Sell a bag of that shwag to those scallywags
Then we're runnin cause they comin with their guns in hand
Took one puff thats enough to make them understand
They had been duped by the hardest and the meanest crooks
They should have known of its source when they had seen how it looked
This ain't something that you really need to read in books
Its the knowledge of the seas you have to test how it cooks
So sorry the feller who forgets to smeller
He'll get beaten with the runner and thrown into the scupper
We can't let out the word that our weeds no good
The weeds from the seas are as good as the hoods
You know the dabberlocks im slangin are the greatest of all
They'll make fall if your small or your 8 feet tall
You need to try it for you buy it
Sea lettuce for cash
We dont carry the hash, but we can get it if asked
Sea weeds oh, your the meanest greens
Landlubbers never know its aquamarine
All sales final thats what it means
Its nothing but the best when I'm on the scene
Let me tell you bout the weeds you won't find on the land
I can never find enough just to meet my demand
In the san modello island it's completely banned
If you need it then U got it
Only cash in hand
It's that caribean chronic
It's super hydroponic
It will leave ya catatonic
It smells of the bubonic
Contraband that I plan
To fish out of the sea
With which I'll make my sales pitch
Of Jamaican red hairs that make your body twitch
And that your bound to itch
So just come on my ship
Its hard to come across that irish moss
Lay 1000 on the table take your weeds and get lost
This ain't no haggling game, you know i can't explain
Why its all soaking wet when there's been no rain thats just how it came- you know its all the same
Use the fire for the dryer, and heres the refrain
Sea weeds oh, your the meanest greens
Landlubbers never know its aquamarine
All sales final thats what it means
Its nothing but the best when I'm on the scene
Sea Dawg:
If ya smoke my weed let that shit fill yer lungs
You'll be lightheaded can't feel your tongue
You'll lay back get totally lost in the sound
I got the best mary jane on solid ground
I guarantee ye will be satisfied
Now let me get yer change
Its right outside
Mateys hoist the sails cause its time to run
Before my customers figure out the deed ive done
But thats the way it goes
Let the buyer beware
Especially when your purchase could have washed up anywhere
Its weed alright but I never said what kind
I'm a kelp selling business headed mastermind
Sell off all the fake stuff keep the real for myself
Fuck with me you'll have your head on a shelf
This is a business transaction, not show and tell
Give the devil my regards when ya see him in hell
Ye can never ever come after my kind
Before I finish the job I'll stike ye blind
Fight with me, yer death warrant is signed
Toe to toe with sea dawg, you're out of your mind
Sea weeds oh, your the meanest greens
Landlubbers never know its aquamarine
All sales final thats what it means
Its nothing but the best when I'm on the scene
Sea weed sellin
Thats the name of my game
Sell a bag of that shwag to those scallywags
Then we're runnin cause they comin with their guns in hand
Took one puff thats enough to make them understand
They had been duped by the hardest and the meanest crooks
They should have known of its source when they had seen how it looked
This ain't something that you really need to read in books
Its the knowledge of the seas you have to test how it cooks
So sorry the feller who forgets to smeller
He'll get beaten with the runner and thrown into the scupper
We can't let out the word that our weeds no good
The weeds from the seas are as good as the hoods
You know the dabberlocks im slangin are the greatest of all
They'll make fall if your small or your 8 feet tall
You need to try it for you buy it
Sea lettuce for cash
We dont carry the hash, but we can get it if asked
Sea weeds oh, your the meanest greens
Landlubbers never know its aquamarine
All sales final thats what it means
Its nothing but the best when I'm on the scene