Ladies In Scarlet by Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew Lyrics
Ladies in Scarlet
(Anne Bonnie)
The name's Anne Bonnie, the life of piracy is all up on me
Cannon balls I hurl, have you cryin' cause you lost to a girl
Stone cold, stabbin' people at 13 years old
With Calico Jack I go for the gold
When I began, I dressed like the guys
In disguise cause that's what it takes to take the prize
I sent a thousand navy men to a cold demise-
Bring to life the fears from their wives' goodbyes
Word to the wise- I advise- don't be fooled by a lady's cries
We'll turn you into food for the flies-
Break your body in half flexin' nothing but thighs
(Chorus)
The ladies in scarlet send a chill down your spine
Mary Read, Anne Bonnie keep the seas in line
If ya got what I like then its gonna be mine
Ye can't run with the girls, you better resign
If ye think we can't fight cause we got tits
Then you'll find the boat below you has been blown to bits
By broadside hits, pirates with hips
We be catchin' yer eye while we be stealin' yer ships
(Cap D)
Them Ladies In Scarlet
Are far from harlots
Privateering men be fearing
And revering these starlets
There's not many ladies
I'd be callin' a crazy
But Anne Bonnie and Mary Read
Be far from daisies
Number one with them guns
They even shooting at nuns
These bitches be malicious
They be killing for fun
Always first to board
Flying fists and swords
Cutting down hordes for the richest rewards
Just be cause they chicks
Doesn't mean they turn tricks
If you touch their tits
They might just cut off yer dick
And no one knows what's store
If yer callin' 'em whores
They'll knock ye to the floor
Or beat ye dead with an oar!
(Chorus)
(Mary Read)
I'll offend the offender, no matter who is the defender
I'm a slender life ender, put your heart in a blender
Forcing ships to surrender to the stronger gender
I beat men at their game, and they call me the pretender?
I work with--the great A.B., ally with C D to the S to the C
We makin' our enemies F- U C- K- E- D
Compared to me- your style is SH I-T
A she I be, livin' dangerously
Killin' enemies as easy as A-B-C
Your crew and you gonna need an EMT
A pirate b i t c h I be
(Chorus)
(Anne Bonnie)
The name's Anne Bonnie, the life of piracy is all up on me
Cannon balls I hurl, have you cryin' cause you lost to a girl
Stone cold, stabbin' people at 13 years old
With Calico Jack I go for the gold
When I began, I dressed like the guys
In disguise cause that's what it takes to take the prize
I sent a thousand navy men to a cold demise-
Bring to life the fears from their wives' goodbyes
Word to the wise- I advise- don't be fooled by a lady's cries
We'll turn you into food for the flies-
Break your body in half flexin' nothing but thighs
(Chorus)
The ladies in scarlet send a chill down your spine
Mary Read, Anne Bonnie keep the seas in line
If ya got what I like then its gonna be mine
Ye can't run with the girls, you better resign
If ye think we can't fight cause we got tits
Then you'll find the boat below you has been blown to bits
By broadside hits, pirates with hips
We be catchin' yer eye while we be stealin' yer ships
(Cap D)
Them Ladies In Scarlet
Are far from harlots
Privateering men be fearing
And revering these starlets
There's not many ladies
I'd be callin' a crazy
But Anne Bonnie and Mary Read
Be far from daisies
Number one with them guns
They even shooting at nuns
These bitches be malicious
They be killing for fun
Always first to board
Flying fists and swords
Cutting down hordes for the richest rewards
Just be cause they chicks
Doesn't mean they turn tricks
If you touch their tits
They might just cut off yer dick
And no one knows what's store
If yer callin' 'em whores
They'll knock ye to the floor
Or beat ye dead with an oar!
(Chorus)
(Mary Read)
I'll offend the offender, no matter who is the defender
I'm a slender life ender, put your heart in a blender
Forcing ships to surrender to the stronger gender
I beat men at their game, and they call me the pretender?
I work with--the great A.B., ally with C D to the S to the C
We makin' our enemies F- U C- K- E- D
Compared to me- your style is SH I-T
A she I be, livin' dangerously
Killin' enemies as easy as A-B-C
Your crew and you gonna need an EMT
A pirate b i t c h I be
(Chorus)