The Baddest Boi On Earf by Camboi Smif Lyrics
[Verse 1: Camboi]
I’m the baddest boi
Datchu bitches ever soi
Gotta ass so fat, make Kim Kardashian’s
Asshole null and void - I’mma
Munthafuckin Mongoloid
Multi faceted omni-boi, bend
Over and fist fuck erry, god
Damn host that’s on The Voice
N dey say
Damn das a bad boi, yo
You bad as fuck, how’s dat boi?
I just tell ‘em like it is’n show em my dick, spit
Shit and show ‘em how I hold a mic sick
Wet dat pussy then I dive in
Find dat uterus’n climb in
Cunt-roll that fuckin hoe’n a find a
Conversation to chime in
Then say
Radical feminism is an illegitimate
Sentiment implemented if a bitch
Experiences da imminent predicament’a
End-a-less misery dat is fixed in da humanistic condition
N since she is pissin dat
Blood from her slizz lips
She gettin belligerent in
Da face of ambivalence'n
Isn’t it ridiculous dat
Women can get in da
Votin’ boof in Novemba
Without rippin’a friggin ligament?
[Banter: Steve & Drew]
(Steve) Hey, wait a minute…
I find the things you’re saying to be very offensive...
(Drew) Yeah, me too…
Something doesn’t seem right here…
(Steve) You know, I’m not so sure
I believe you’re really a woman…
(Drew) Yeah, me too
Something definitely seems fishy...
(Steve) Open your pussy right now
And prove to us you’re not hiding a man inside there
Who’s controlling your body and spreading
His terrible misogynistic ideas!
(*Sound of man crawling out of vagina and falling on the floor*)
(Drew) I knew it!
(Steve) Oh my God!
(Drew) What have you done to this poor girl?!
(Steve) What in the hell are you?!
[Bridge: Camboi]
I’m the baddest boi on earf
The baddest boi on earf
I’m the baddest ass, faggot
Cracker atcha got damn church
I’m da baddest boi on earf
Bitch, da baddest boi on earf
I will make dat pussy squirt
And rest assured, I’mma make dat pussy murked
Cuz I’m da baddest boi on earf
Ain’t no one on dis earf, as
Bad as me, and das fa’sure
Cuz I’m da baddest boi on earf
Da baddest boi on earf
Da baddest boi on earf
Bitch I’mma make dat pussy hurt
Cuz I’m da baddest boi on earf
[Verse 2: Camboi]
Camboi da type’a wigga to
Bit torrent Mama Mia, hit
Up 50 Tyson on Twitta just
Tryna cop a feature, break
Up wit a bitch, I been fuckin
For over a year, cuz I told
Her bring home a pizza’n
She brought me dat Lil Caesar’s
Now I’m back to bein da baddest
Ass faggot in all of Nazareth
Unconsentually fuckin crap
Outta da ass of a faggot bitch
N if you ask again, about
Who be producin’ my beats
I’mma be blockin’ yo damn
Facebook n mutin’ ya tweets, bitch
Cuz I’m da baddest boi on earf
And I don’t like yo words
Yo words is made of dirt
And dat dirt is for da birds
Yo you’s a fuckin nerd
I’ll fuck yo booty with a turd
Come and getch’yo feelins hurt
Bitch, I’m da baddest boi on earf
I’m the baddest boi
Datchu bitches ever soi
Gotta ass so fat, make Kim Kardashian’s
Asshole null and void - I’mma
Munthafuckin Mongoloid
Multi faceted omni-boi, bend
Over and fist fuck erry, god
Damn host that’s on The Voice
N dey say
Damn das a bad boi, yo
You bad as fuck, how’s dat boi?
I just tell ‘em like it is’n show em my dick, spit
Shit and show ‘em how I hold a mic sick
Wet dat pussy then I dive in
Find dat uterus’n climb in
Cunt-roll that fuckin hoe’n a find a
Conversation to chime in
Then say
Radical feminism is an illegitimate
Sentiment implemented if a bitch
Experiences da imminent predicament’a
End-a-less misery dat is fixed in da humanistic condition
N since she is pissin dat
Blood from her slizz lips
She gettin belligerent in
Da face of ambivalence'n
Isn’t it ridiculous dat
Women can get in da
Votin’ boof in Novemba
Without rippin’a friggin ligament?
[Banter: Steve & Drew]
(Steve) Hey, wait a minute…
I find the things you’re saying to be very offensive...
(Drew) Yeah, me too…
Something doesn’t seem right here…
(Steve) You know, I’m not so sure
I believe you’re really a woman…
(Drew) Yeah, me too
Something definitely seems fishy...
(Steve) Open your pussy right now
And prove to us you’re not hiding a man inside there
Who’s controlling your body and spreading
His terrible misogynistic ideas!
(*Sound of man crawling out of vagina and falling on the floor*)
(Drew) I knew it!
(Steve) Oh my God!
(Drew) What have you done to this poor girl?!
(Steve) What in the hell are you?!
[Bridge: Camboi]
I’m the baddest boi on earf
The baddest boi on earf
I’m the baddest ass, faggot
Cracker atcha got damn church
I’m da baddest boi on earf
Bitch, da baddest boi on earf
I will make dat pussy squirt
And rest assured, I’mma make dat pussy murked
Cuz I’m da baddest boi on earf
Ain’t no one on dis earf, as
Bad as me, and das fa’sure
Cuz I’m da baddest boi on earf
Da baddest boi on earf
Da baddest boi on earf
Bitch I’mma make dat pussy hurt
Cuz I’m da baddest boi on earf
[Verse 2: Camboi]
Camboi da type’a wigga to
Bit torrent Mama Mia, hit
Up 50 Tyson on Twitta just
Tryna cop a feature, break
Up wit a bitch, I been fuckin
For over a year, cuz I told
Her bring home a pizza’n
She brought me dat Lil Caesar’s
Now I’m back to bein da baddest
Ass faggot in all of Nazareth
Unconsentually fuckin crap
Outta da ass of a faggot bitch
N if you ask again, about
Who be producin’ my beats
I’mma be blockin’ yo damn
Facebook n mutin’ ya tweets, bitch
Cuz I’m da baddest boi on earf
And I don’t like yo words
Yo words is made of dirt
And dat dirt is for da birds
Yo you’s a fuckin nerd
I’ll fuck yo booty with a turd
Come and getch’yo feelins hurt
Bitch, I’m da baddest boi on earf