Corporate America Is A Lie And A Scam by Camboi Smif Lyrics
[INTRO]
I like to drink beer (and yeah)
I like to smoke weed (and yeah)
I like to shoot deer (and yeah)
I like to take speed
[VERSE 1]
I’m gettin real sick’n tired
Of wakin up in my truck
And there not bein a blunt
In my mouth already struck
I always say Morning
Instead of Good Morning
Cuz if it was a Good Morning
Then I’d be fishin
I got a big ass rifle
I like to shoot bucks with’n
An even bigger rifle, I like
To vote for Donald Trump with
Boy, you bring that liberal
Talk anywhere near me’n
I’mma swing the twelve gauge
Straight to your teeth (and blast ya)
I got a refined taste
In tires for the Chevy
I’d rather join Al Qaeda
Than have tires like your Chevy
But 72 Virgins wouldn’t
Be enough sex for me (you)
Could call me Ford
Cuz I would F-150 (of em)
When I jack off to porn
I cum within the first minute
And still watch till the end
Even though that I’m finished (I got)
One question for anyone
Livin in our nation
What in tarnation
Are you retards thinkin?
[HOOK]
I like to drink beer (and yeah)
I like to smoke weed (and yeah)
I like to shoot deer (and yeah)
I like to take speed (and yeah)
I like to hit my Juul (and yeah)
I like to drive my Jeep (and yeah)
I like to keep it cool (and yeah)
I like to beat my meat
[VERSE 2: HUNTER]
Yo, it's a road trash hog
Rollin' in with the French roast
My friends know, I've been
Known to keep a spliff rolled
Hey bo, I can shake it
Like a red nose
I hate clothes, mow
The lawn with my dick shown
Yeah, now that's
A John Deere lawn mower
Let me take ya down to
The pond'n light a bon fire
Yes sir, I'mma
Real go-getter
I'm active on Facebook
And a world class dip spitter
Yeah, I'm screamin
MAGA to the moon'n back
COVID ain't real, you minds
Are nothin' but polluted sacks
But that's that, last name
Tatted cross the back
Never been a rat, but
That'll change if ya take my hat
Boom boom is
My impression of a big gun
Our boys in blue need
Automatic weapons
Take the army up a level
Give 'em big bombs
Got the best troops, and
You don't wanna see 'em pissed off
[HOOK]
I like to drink beer (and yeah)
I like to smoke weed (and yeah)
I like to shoot deer (and yeah)
I like to take speed (and yeah)
I like to hit my Juul (and yeah)
I like to drive my Jeep (and yeah)
I like to keep it cool (and yeah)
I like to drink my skeet
[VERSE 3: KYLE]
A Bella Bean in my lap
Big ol spliff between my lips
Beer and a coffee in my hands
While I salute to all my fans
Backwoods takes the pain
Away from bad thoughts
They come
And then they fade
Touch my beer
If you have a problem
I can guarantee ya
That I’mma solve it
Knuckles to your face
Crush the can and toss it
It’s inevitable
Do not stall it
Your mama told you
I was nice boy
That’s what you thought, till ya
Found us on your bedroom floor
Yup, ya heard me right
I porked your damn mama, boy
Then hopped in the John boat’n
Rode around all night
God Bless Jesus Christ
And Dale Earnhardt
[HOOK]
I like to drink beer (and yeah)
I like to smoke weed (and yeah)
I like to shoot deer (and yeah)
I like to take speed (and yeah)
I like to hit my Juul (and yeah)
I like to drive my Jeep (and yeah)
I like to keep it cool (and yeah)
I like to beat my meat
I like to drink beer (and yeah)
I like to smoke weed (and yeah)
I like to shoot deer (and yeah)
I like to take speed (and yeah)
I like to hit my Juul (and yeah)
I like to drive my Jeep (and yeah)
I like to keep it cool (and yeah)
I like to drink my skeet
I like to drink beer (and yeah)
I like to smoke weed (and yeah)
I like to shoot deer (and yeah)
I like to take speed
[VERSE 1]
I’m gettin real sick’n tired
Of wakin up in my truck
And there not bein a blunt
In my mouth already struck
I always say Morning
Instead of Good Morning
Cuz if it was a Good Morning
Then I’d be fishin
I got a big ass rifle
I like to shoot bucks with’n
An even bigger rifle, I like
To vote for Donald Trump with
Boy, you bring that liberal
Talk anywhere near me’n
I’mma swing the twelve gauge
Straight to your teeth (and blast ya)
I got a refined taste
In tires for the Chevy
I’d rather join Al Qaeda
Than have tires like your Chevy
But 72 Virgins wouldn’t
Be enough sex for me (you)
Could call me Ford
Cuz I would F-150 (of em)
When I jack off to porn
I cum within the first minute
And still watch till the end
Even though that I’m finished (I got)
One question for anyone
Livin in our nation
What in tarnation
Are you retards thinkin?
[HOOK]
I like to drink beer (and yeah)
I like to smoke weed (and yeah)
I like to shoot deer (and yeah)
I like to take speed (and yeah)
I like to hit my Juul (and yeah)
I like to drive my Jeep (and yeah)
I like to keep it cool (and yeah)
I like to beat my meat
[VERSE 2: HUNTER]
Yo, it's a road trash hog
Rollin' in with the French roast
My friends know, I've been
Known to keep a spliff rolled
Hey bo, I can shake it
Like a red nose
I hate clothes, mow
The lawn with my dick shown
Yeah, now that's
A John Deere lawn mower
Let me take ya down to
The pond'n light a bon fire
Yes sir, I'mma
Real go-getter
I'm active on Facebook
And a world class dip spitter
Yeah, I'm screamin
MAGA to the moon'n back
COVID ain't real, you minds
Are nothin' but polluted sacks
But that's that, last name
Tatted cross the back
Never been a rat, but
That'll change if ya take my hat
Boom boom is
My impression of a big gun
Our boys in blue need
Automatic weapons
Take the army up a level
Give 'em big bombs
Got the best troops, and
You don't wanna see 'em pissed off
[HOOK]
I like to drink beer (and yeah)
I like to smoke weed (and yeah)
I like to shoot deer (and yeah)
I like to take speed (and yeah)
I like to hit my Juul (and yeah)
I like to drive my Jeep (and yeah)
I like to keep it cool (and yeah)
I like to drink my skeet
[VERSE 3: KYLE]
A Bella Bean in my lap
Big ol spliff between my lips
Beer and a coffee in my hands
While I salute to all my fans
Backwoods takes the pain
Away from bad thoughts
They come
And then they fade
Touch my beer
If you have a problem
I can guarantee ya
That I’mma solve it
Knuckles to your face
Crush the can and toss it
It’s inevitable
Do not stall it
Your mama told you
I was nice boy
That’s what you thought, till ya
Found us on your bedroom floor
Yup, ya heard me right
I porked your damn mama, boy
Then hopped in the John boat’n
Rode around all night
God Bless Jesus Christ
And Dale Earnhardt
[HOOK]
I like to drink beer (and yeah)
I like to smoke weed (and yeah)
I like to shoot deer (and yeah)
I like to take speed (and yeah)
I like to hit my Juul (and yeah)
I like to drive my Jeep (and yeah)
I like to keep it cool (and yeah)
I like to beat my meat
I like to drink beer (and yeah)
I like to smoke weed (and yeah)
I like to shoot deer (and yeah)
I like to take speed (and yeah)
I like to hit my Juul (and yeah)
I like to drive my Jeep (and yeah)
I like to keep it cool (and yeah)
I like to drink my skeet