Toodafuckinloo by Calamity Jones Lyrics
(Got my cup of tea in hand
I'm ready to go)
Never been too thematic
I always kept schematics in place
I ain't an addict but I had me a taste
In fact I'm glad for the hate
It lets me know I maybe made a mistake
That I can learn from and return it to great
Or that at least somebody heard it
Even if they determined it's worse than learning
You're replacing Sharon Tate in Manson family murders
Absurd was the word
I heard it getting uttered at my birth
A couple doctors and a third from a nurse
But to be certain that my place'll stay cemented in first
I'm custom painting racing flames all on the frame of my hearse
You best believe Calamity is gonna be spending eternity internally
When Lucifer is growing pretty sick of me so quick-a-ly
The pickle that I be in be a difficult decision
I could see the world or maybe I could leave it
Uneven the reasons but I can guarantee one thing though
That I'm bound to be the best looking so and so
At my own lovely funeral
But if this isn't the end then
It ain't too late to phone in a friend
A fence in never ending need of a mend
A metal piece inside a penitentiary to measure abdomen length
I heard it never sits as bad as it tastes
But that's for me though, and I can take it
Make a promise, I'll prolly break it
The only way to keep the weight of me shakin'
Is makin' bangers, takin stakes as big as aerial hangers
In contemplation of a way to pave a name in terrains
Been made astray by angels havin' just a helluva day
I heard 'em say my name in vain
That Adam didn't deserve it
But for the first time in my life it was worth it
From now to Thursday, I've been down and dirty
Do my daily philosophy
If I stay higher than messiahs then nobody is is topping me
Probably the shotty got a lotta bodies on purpose
But once again it's only Friday to Thursday
No week is perfect
The chiefing merchant
The thieving serpent
Can drink in perfect
Peaceful purpose
Without a single thing to bring a disturbance
I think I need to reconsider my worship
But see the thing that I believe in is worthless
A deity full of horse shit
And still I be on bended knee with both my feet in the furnace
If then I didn't then I don't believe I ever will learn this
Won't earn a penny til the tables are turnin'
But I can feel the earth is turning on its axis right up under my feet
I need to access addresses more than a couple square feet
I'm talking acres, places I could get away for some ages
Some shit that's spacious I'd be down to spend the rest of my days in
It makes me anxious but I'm learning to settle
Can't help but feel like I'm forgetting one last notable mention
I do appreciate this bit of attention
The show is over though so you can make your way to the exits
I'll see you next time
I'm ready to go)
Never been too thematic
I always kept schematics in place
I ain't an addict but I had me a taste
In fact I'm glad for the hate
It lets me know I maybe made a mistake
That I can learn from and return it to great
Or that at least somebody heard it
Even if they determined it's worse than learning
You're replacing Sharon Tate in Manson family murders
Absurd was the word
I heard it getting uttered at my birth
A couple doctors and a third from a nurse
But to be certain that my place'll stay cemented in first
I'm custom painting racing flames all on the frame of my hearse
You best believe Calamity is gonna be spending eternity internally
When Lucifer is growing pretty sick of me so quick-a-ly
The pickle that I be in be a difficult decision
I could see the world or maybe I could leave it
Uneven the reasons but I can guarantee one thing though
That I'm bound to be the best looking so and so
At my own lovely funeral
But if this isn't the end then
It ain't too late to phone in a friend
A fence in never ending need of a mend
A metal piece inside a penitentiary to measure abdomen length
I heard it never sits as bad as it tastes
But that's for me though, and I can take it
Make a promise, I'll prolly break it
The only way to keep the weight of me shakin'
Is makin' bangers, takin stakes as big as aerial hangers
In contemplation of a way to pave a name in terrains
Been made astray by angels havin' just a helluva day
I heard 'em say my name in vain
That Adam didn't deserve it
But for the first time in my life it was worth it
From now to Thursday, I've been down and dirty
Do my daily philosophy
If I stay higher than messiahs then nobody is is topping me
Probably the shotty got a lotta bodies on purpose
But once again it's only Friday to Thursday
No week is perfect
The chiefing merchant
The thieving serpent
Can drink in perfect
Peaceful purpose
Without a single thing to bring a disturbance
I think I need to reconsider my worship
But see the thing that I believe in is worthless
A deity full of horse shit
And still I be on bended knee with both my feet in the furnace
If then I didn't then I don't believe I ever will learn this
Won't earn a penny til the tables are turnin'
But I can feel the earth is turning on its axis right up under my feet
I need to access addresses more than a couple square feet
I'm talking acres, places I could get away for some ages
Some shit that's spacious I'd be down to spend the rest of my days in
It makes me anxious but I'm learning to settle
Can't help but feel like I'm forgetting one last notable mention
I do appreciate this bit of attention
The show is over though so you can make your way to the exits
I'll see you next time