Testing Testing by Calamity Jones Lyrics
This couldn't be scripted
If you ripped it directly from scripture
To strictly restrict it would mean to then limit the vision
The mission is tenure
Professor in lectures
The Hannibal Lecter dissecting identical enemies
After the head is a mast and the sail is a manca
It's something like Hector
I'm off of my vector
I'm tryna connect but the signal is censored
I'm on an adventure
To stomp on a whomp and then chomp like a denture
You shouldn't have spent your
Allowance on albums, we're back in the 90s
When I was a four or a five year old crying
Nowhere in my mind would you find a desire to
Rhyme in a scheme it would seem the schematics in fact
That soon I'm amassing a passion in rap
When 2002 came around and the sound of The Eminem Show would establish in that
To fashion a latch that would lock it
In back of my sockets, to hatch into thoughts
Like a hat I've been toppin' my back with these rocks
In a bag or a sack and I'm walkin'
Across to deposit them all and then do it again
It seems Sisyphus is my only true friend
And he must be pissed cuz I tricked him to lifting my shit
While I chill like the friend of Huck Finn
I feel I must win, if anything else
I'll see a disease in reflection of self
Or worse I'll see nothing with nothing to bear
If I didn't say something am I really here?
[Hook]
You think you're a big boy?
Doctor said I'm average sized
Whatchu looking up there for?
If heaven's ours, what's heaven's sky?
Pretty sure you're unfit for it
But most of y'all have been ignorin'
If this is all there is then fuck it
Let's just get to the enjoyment
The virtuous virgin
Is swervin' in lanes when the traffic's convergin'
I fink that she heard me
I'm getting a call and I fear that it's urgent
The fever is fervent
Forever this feeling of infatuation
Forgoing misfortune in feigned fascination
So first I must finish this fucked fabrication of self
Imagine if anything else
A clash of the titans
The scratch that I write in
Is half from excitement
To match an indictment
I spaz in a fight when I grabbin' the nighstand
In hand got a light and a fan when the shite hits
Then switch it up, lickity
Give me a spliff and I doo-dah like Zippity
Comin' in hot with the quippity
Cousin of Skips while I live to infinity
Racing to Earth and embracing absurdity
Full with the Jones, you can't handle a third of me
Burdening nurses to sturdy the hearse for me
Learning from turtles, ashelled's where the hurt'll be
Taking their jobs like it's durkety durkety
Cursed with a smirk, quench my thirst then the first to leave
Worst is the thought that there won't be a way for me
8:00 would be great, don't be late, now it's 8:30
Take half a day just to wake up
Then make up my mind if this time I'ma stay up
I may make my way up, a lay up
Or mutter out fuck it and duck under covers
Perhaps by the end I'll be jammin' like Smucker's
Deranged mother fucker who doesn't know one from the other
Til one day they're clapping like thunder
No sun in the tundra
I'm nil to one hundred no wonder cause
[Hook]
You think you're a big boy?
Doctor said I'm average sized
Whatchu looking up there for?
If heaven's ours, what's heaven's sky?
Pretty sure you're unfit for it
But most of y'all have been ignorin'
If this is all there is then fuck it
Let's just get to the enjoyment
If you ripped it directly from scripture
To strictly restrict it would mean to then limit the vision
The mission is tenure
Professor in lectures
The Hannibal Lecter dissecting identical enemies
After the head is a mast and the sail is a manca
It's something like Hector
I'm off of my vector
I'm tryna connect but the signal is censored
I'm on an adventure
To stomp on a whomp and then chomp like a denture
You shouldn't have spent your
Allowance on albums, we're back in the 90s
When I was a four or a five year old crying
Nowhere in my mind would you find a desire to
Rhyme in a scheme it would seem the schematics in fact
That soon I'm amassing a passion in rap
When 2002 came around and the sound of The Eminem Show would establish in that
To fashion a latch that would lock it
In back of my sockets, to hatch into thoughts
Like a hat I've been toppin' my back with these rocks
In a bag or a sack and I'm walkin'
Across to deposit them all and then do it again
It seems Sisyphus is my only true friend
And he must be pissed cuz I tricked him to lifting my shit
While I chill like the friend of Huck Finn
I feel I must win, if anything else
I'll see a disease in reflection of self
Or worse I'll see nothing with nothing to bear
If I didn't say something am I really here?
[Hook]
You think you're a big boy?
Doctor said I'm average sized
Whatchu looking up there for?
If heaven's ours, what's heaven's sky?
Pretty sure you're unfit for it
But most of y'all have been ignorin'
If this is all there is then fuck it
Let's just get to the enjoyment
The virtuous virgin
Is swervin' in lanes when the traffic's convergin'
I fink that she heard me
I'm getting a call and I fear that it's urgent
The fever is fervent
Forever this feeling of infatuation
Forgoing misfortune in feigned fascination
So first I must finish this fucked fabrication of self
Imagine if anything else
A clash of the titans
The scratch that I write in
Is half from excitement
To match an indictment
I spaz in a fight when I grabbin' the nighstand
In hand got a light and a fan when the shite hits
Then switch it up, lickity
Give me a spliff and I doo-dah like Zippity
Comin' in hot with the quippity
Cousin of Skips while I live to infinity
Racing to Earth and embracing absurdity
Full with the Jones, you can't handle a third of me
Burdening nurses to sturdy the hearse for me
Learning from turtles, ashelled's where the hurt'll be
Taking their jobs like it's durkety durkety
Cursed with a smirk, quench my thirst then the first to leave
Worst is the thought that there won't be a way for me
8:00 would be great, don't be late, now it's 8:30
Take half a day just to wake up
Then make up my mind if this time I'ma stay up
I may make my way up, a lay up
Or mutter out fuck it and duck under covers
Perhaps by the end I'll be jammin' like Smucker's
Deranged mother fucker who doesn't know one from the other
Til one day they're clapping like thunder
No sun in the tundra
I'm nil to one hundred no wonder cause
[Hook]
You think you're a big boy?
Doctor said I'm average sized
Whatchu looking up there for?
If heaven's ours, what's heaven's sky?
Pretty sure you're unfit for it
But most of y'all have been ignorin'
If this is all there is then fuck it
Let's just get to the enjoyment