Mrs. Gatsby by Calamity Jones Lyrics
Everybody gotchur glass of brandy handy?
You see me standing, plant your fuckin' ass down Randy
I got a plan, a plot, a clever thought
A chance to get a subtle nod to all the greats
Who take the stage in ambiance
Succumbing to my gravitas, I finally thought
That first you get the bodies
Then you get to lining in chalk
I'm letting you walk
Professor X with Sansa Stark
I never saw it though, at that point they done fucked up the arc
Cuz Logan came to claim the way to the mark
And stayed in my heart
Hugh you know you had of my humble praise from the start (Fuck Cyclops)
Apocalypse was a fart, but I'll divert my assessment
And get ahead to other things that isn't referencing X-Men
Attention deficit is detriment to spending a fortune
I could be saving but my banker's saying course you afford it
It's all important, till it isn't
All imported in from Finland
Full distorted, his opinion
Come in short, it's an abridgment
This is
A happy gathering
Thank you all for being with me
I see that there's a bit of empty seating
Never mind it, moving passed it
You all have truly been fantastic
Clap if that's your natural reaction
So take my hand and let me take you to places
You couldn't make up if you had a Norman Bates imagination
Time and placement is amazing
I've been waiting at the station
And the train has been delayed for many ages
Oh dang the big brain am winning again
I am the greetest
Now I'm leaving earth for no raisin
Bran did have the better story, did he?
Fuck you D&D
Your shitty ending's the epitome of bed shitting
I've been sitting
Me-di-ta-ting
Await elation, Dr. K my only patience is fading
A vacancy has taken place within my noodle caboodle
But soon the doom is gonna come to consume y'all
I'm Robert Duvall
Destruction got a known aroma in the morning
Oklahoma, only score they can afford me
But that's OK, ya boy will still be cutting all this shit up like a mohel
I'm the ruler, superseding O'Doyle
You see me standing, plant your fuckin' ass down Randy
I got a plan, a plot, a clever thought
A chance to get a subtle nod to all the greats
Who take the stage in ambiance
Succumbing to my gravitas, I finally thought
That first you get the bodies
Then you get to lining in chalk
I'm letting you walk
Professor X with Sansa Stark
I never saw it though, at that point they done fucked up the arc
Cuz Logan came to claim the way to the mark
And stayed in my heart
Hugh you know you had of my humble praise from the start (Fuck Cyclops)
Apocalypse was a fart, but I'll divert my assessment
And get ahead to other things that isn't referencing X-Men
Attention deficit is detriment to spending a fortune
I could be saving but my banker's saying course you afford it
It's all important, till it isn't
All imported in from Finland
Full distorted, his opinion
Come in short, it's an abridgment
This is
A happy gathering
Thank you all for being with me
I see that there's a bit of empty seating
Never mind it, moving passed it
You all have truly been fantastic
Clap if that's your natural reaction
So take my hand and let me take you to places
You couldn't make up if you had a Norman Bates imagination
Time and placement is amazing
I've been waiting at the station
And the train has been delayed for many ages
Oh dang the big brain am winning again
I am the greetest
Now I'm leaving earth for no raisin
Bran did have the better story, did he?
Fuck you D&D
Your shitty ending's the epitome of bed shitting
I've been sitting
Me-di-ta-ting
Await elation, Dr. K my only patience is fading
A vacancy has taken place within my noodle caboodle
But soon the doom is gonna come to consume y'all
I'm Robert Duvall
Destruction got a known aroma in the morning
Oklahoma, only score they can afford me
But that's OK, ya boy will still be cutting all this shit up like a mohel
I'm the ruler, superseding O'Doyle