Last Blip Rendezvous by Calamity Jones Lyrics
Infinite damages
Shit can get calamitous quick
These fuckin animals will clammer
For a fraction of this
Of talent that is
I'm only doling out it in fifths
Go at it then kids
And see what your insanity gets
I'm out of my shit
I never had the marbles to lose
The larger the shoes
The more you think your foot's gonna fit
Get soot on your kicks
And flip 'em for a bundle of sticks
You think you're the shit
You're just a bunny stealing my trix
I'll smoothie the mix
This Jew's got all the Jamba to swish
Bob Barker's tryna getcher momma the fix
An ace and a spade
Now tell me that I'm not a juggernaut when I spit
I'm out my mind
Got half a mind to now to quit
Stupid
But I'm an idiot to listen through a different dimension
To pick up extensions
Aligning with a vicious intention
Neglecting to mention
Apparent deficit to attention
A pension tending towards a violent side
Kept pent in detention
Erratic behavior
Cantankerous
They're thankin' me later
For takin' a cleaver
Sent peeling through your nearest receiver
I ain't a believer
But kinda just in anything really
If ever I'm reeling
In all I'm falling straight through the ceiling
I'm hating this feeling
The cheering that I hear in my head
Gear to jeers
Now just as soon as I be snoozing in bed
In my dreams:
I'm not as swiftly movin'
Desperate to fix an illusion
Gettin the bootin' to no end
Comin' out blue with contusions
Causing a lot of confusion
Maybe it's me
Could I be my biggest issue simultaneously
As tryna take my wake and make it greater
Come to conclusions
That self destruction tends to come so much more naturally
Please help me find a time my mind aligned
With something significant
If it is in better interest shit
Then give it a listen
And if you like me well you might just have a screw lose or missin
It's just intuition
A little guess, a sneaking suspicion
But I appreciate it all and the same
I'd rather be candid
And hold myself accountable
When moments demand it
I know it's understandable
If you can't happen to stand it
But fuck it what am I to do
But spew a couple of stanzas
When time is all that I'm allotted
Get to lootin' and robbin'
I'm only a clown
Todd, Jason still be dying as Robin
I'm ownin' this town
I got a sash that's sayin' I'm the mayor
I'll save it for later
My head's a bit more fitted for crowns
While flipping a frown
And lyrically still shitting out rounds
Until it astounds
To all the sold out stadium crowds
Or maybe I've mixed it
Envisioned shit that's strictly fictitious
And really fixed inside a looney bin
On different prescriptions
Good thing it's only a figment
And solely within my vision
But picture this, a vivid discipline
In six different pigments
That glisten, radiate emissions
Life's a brief intermission
Does that mean what is coming next
Is maybe something significant?
Rather maybe it'll mean that everything gets diminished
Into little bits
Till atoms split to fractions and pieces
Then manifest in a thesis
My case is ever the briefest
So leave me be to lead these peeps
Through evil telekinesis
The speechless meeching to a beat
At least I'm telling you reasons
To fuckin' hate me
Take away the stake when garlic is tasty
It's taken eighteen different strains a day
To ever sedate me
And on the nineteenth I be fighting for my life
But they made me
A crazy way to be
The looney son of Andy and Amy
I'm aiming shamelessly
And claiming everything as a maybe
Uncertain where it'll take me
But it's too late for me anyway
Any way to go is frozen over
Save for a better day
Get my sweater and elevate
Stay away from the Everglades
Take a day just to myself and shelf away like a renegade
Left the train back in the station
Sick of waitin'
I ain't stayin' any longer anymore
Now that I've said all I had to say
Shit can get calamitous quick
These fuckin animals will clammer
For a fraction of this
Of talent that is
I'm only doling out it in fifths
Go at it then kids
And see what your insanity gets
I'm out of my shit
I never had the marbles to lose
The larger the shoes
The more you think your foot's gonna fit
Get soot on your kicks
And flip 'em for a bundle of sticks
You think you're the shit
You're just a bunny stealing my trix
I'll smoothie the mix
This Jew's got all the Jamba to swish
Bob Barker's tryna getcher momma the fix
An ace and a spade
Now tell me that I'm not a juggernaut when I spit
I'm out my mind
Got half a mind to now to quit
Stupid
But I'm an idiot to listen through a different dimension
To pick up extensions
Aligning with a vicious intention
Neglecting to mention
Apparent deficit to attention
A pension tending towards a violent side
Kept pent in detention
Erratic behavior
Cantankerous
They're thankin' me later
For takin' a cleaver
Sent peeling through your nearest receiver
I ain't a believer
But kinda just in anything really
If ever I'm reeling
In all I'm falling straight through the ceiling
I'm hating this feeling
The cheering that I hear in my head
Gear to jeers
Now just as soon as I be snoozing in bed
In my dreams:
I'm not as swiftly movin'
Desperate to fix an illusion
Gettin the bootin' to no end
Comin' out blue with contusions
Causing a lot of confusion
Maybe it's me
Could I be my biggest issue simultaneously
As tryna take my wake and make it greater
Come to conclusions
That self destruction tends to come so much more naturally
Please help me find a time my mind aligned
With something significant
If it is in better interest shit
Then give it a listen
And if you like me well you might just have a screw lose or missin
It's just intuition
A little guess, a sneaking suspicion
But I appreciate it all and the same
I'd rather be candid
And hold myself accountable
When moments demand it
I know it's understandable
If you can't happen to stand it
But fuck it what am I to do
But spew a couple of stanzas
When time is all that I'm allotted
Get to lootin' and robbin'
I'm only a clown
Todd, Jason still be dying as Robin
I'm ownin' this town
I got a sash that's sayin' I'm the mayor
I'll save it for later
My head's a bit more fitted for crowns
While flipping a frown
And lyrically still shitting out rounds
Until it astounds
To all the sold out stadium crowds
Or maybe I've mixed it
Envisioned shit that's strictly fictitious
And really fixed inside a looney bin
On different prescriptions
Good thing it's only a figment
And solely within my vision
But picture this, a vivid discipline
In six different pigments
That glisten, radiate emissions
Life's a brief intermission
Does that mean what is coming next
Is maybe something significant?
Rather maybe it'll mean that everything gets diminished
Into little bits
Till atoms split to fractions and pieces
Then manifest in a thesis
My case is ever the briefest
So leave me be to lead these peeps
Through evil telekinesis
The speechless meeching to a beat
At least I'm telling you reasons
To fuckin' hate me
Take away the stake when garlic is tasty
It's taken eighteen different strains a day
To ever sedate me
And on the nineteenth I be fighting for my life
But they made me
A crazy way to be
The looney son of Andy and Amy
I'm aiming shamelessly
And claiming everything as a maybe
Uncertain where it'll take me
But it's too late for me anyway
Any way to go is frozen over
Save for a better day
Get my sweater and elevate
Stay away from the Everglades
Take a day just to myself and shelf away like a renegade
Left the train back in the station
Sick of waitin'
I ain't stayin' any longer anymore
Now that I've said all I had to say