Back to the Shindig by Calamity Jones Lyrics
Well how do ya do?
I'm back and I'm proud to announce
That right after I down this whole ounce I got nothing to lose
Or rather with something to prove
A disgruntled, bit brunt end of blunt points of view
A misjudgment and some of it skewed with the wrong attitude
But you've made it this far, well now kudos to you
So won't you relax for a minute?
I know for a bit that's what I'm tryna do
Hit the snooze and just cruise in to beautiful music
A tune to atone for my crudest indulgence
A moment to get it all settled, attend a vendetta I set on my schedule
Ever so cruel, a Dalmatian Deville is beheading ya
Heaven is betting against me huh?
Well they're defenseless now
They're at their fences getting pelted down
But God you gotta check him out
Astounding as his sound'll travel word of mouth
Was first a worthless person till he settled down
And now?
(One more)
Calamity, he be a deity
A freezer teemed with people meat
Uneasy, bleeding self esteem
Upheaval, sleazy demons clearly gonna be the cease of me
These peepers gleaming evil sheens
He seems to see but never speaks
Of reasons too uncanny
To unhand or reprimand me
Let it stand the test of time and not a second after
Stanley Yelnats, front and backwards
Alls I ask is that you save your claps for last
Or matter fact don't haveta
Bitch I'm just a silly bastard
I'm back and I'm proud to announce
That right after I down this whole ounce I got nothing to lose
Or rather with something to prove
A disgruntled, bit brunt end of blunt points of view
A misjudgment and some of it skewed with the wrong attitude
But you've made it this far, well now kudos to you
So won't you relax for a minute?
I know for a bit that's what I'm tryna do
Hit the snooze and just cruise in to beautiful music
A tune to atone for my crudest indulgence
A moment to get it all settled, attend a vendetta I set on my schedule
Ever so cruel, a Dalmatian Deville is beheading ya
Heaven is betting against me huh?
Well they're defenseless now
They're at their fences getting pelted down
But God you gotta check him out
Astounding as his sound'll travel word of mouth
Was first a worthless person till he settled down
And now?
(One more)
Calamity, he be a deity
A freezer teemed with people meat
Uneasy, bleeding self esteem
Upheaval, sleazy demons clearly gonna be the cease of me
These peepers gleaming evil sheens
He seems to see but never speaks
Of reasons too uncanny
To unhand or reprimand me
Let it stand the test of time and not a second after
Stanley Yelnats, front and backwards
Alls I ask is that you save your claps for last
Or matter fact don't haveta
Bitch I'm just a silly bastard