I Fisted A Bitch So Hard She Almost Died by Buster: The Big Boy Lyrics

[Verse 1]
I got fucked by your sister
In the ass, now I have blisters
She pulled out and asked me to fist her
So I did and she's in hospital
I fisted your sister hard and accidentally pulled out her intestines
My full forearm went in and jiggled about inside her hole
Apparently she wanted more so I opened my fist flat
And she screamed when I grabbed her digestive tract

[Verse 2]
I killed a bitch by fisting her
How the fuck has this happened?
She wanted my forearm, so I gave her it and this happened
She's in a fucking coma

[Verse 3]
Tried to come in the hospital and finger her
But the doctor grabbed my cock
And said "It's time to stop"
So I went outside
Hitched a ride
And now I'm heading back home
[Verse 4]
I'm lonely watching TV
Thinking about this girl and me
And suddenly I realise
In my cupboard, I have a disguise
So I dress up as Barack Obama
And walk into the hospital saying "I'm her father"
They believe me and let me in
And I took out my middle finger with a grin
And I cut a hole in her pants
Stuck my finger in and made it dance