GRRREAT Freestyle by Bunghole Prophet Lyrics
[Intro]
Ok so before - before I start rapping this shit, I'm gonna give you a quick demo of what it actually sounds like inside my asshole
Ok, you ready?
*bunghole noises*
[Verse]
Holy shit, it's big
My asshole's fuckin' big
Holy shit, it's big
It's gettin' repetitive
My asshole, it's just big
My asshole's bigger than the motherfucking moon
My asshole's bigger than your mom's fuckin' poon
That shit's insane
Your mom had to fuckin' squeeze you out of that shit you fat fuck
My asshole consists of everything
You, your mom, your dog in my asshole
Everything is fucking in my asshole
My asshole is as endless as the universe itself
What?
That doesn't fuckin' make sense 'cause if the universe is endless then how can my asshole contain it?
Well, let me explain to you...
I don't know either
I was not - I didn't choose this gift
God gave this to me
It's a curse, it's a blessing and a curse
Help, Help, HELP
AH AAAH AAAAAAH AHA AAAH AH
*violent coughing*
Ah, holy shit, it's really fucking big
If you listen close, you can always hear my asshole
No matter where you are in the fuckin' universe
You can hear my asshole whispering the secrets
My asshole's fuckin' huge
My asshole's fuckin' huge
My asshole's huge
Not gonna repeat that line again 'cause that shit would be stupid
Holy shit, I have a cold right now because of how big it is
I-I-I'm immune to all diseases except for the common cold because of how big my asshole is
The expanses of my asshole provide immunity to every-every-every-every single disease
HIV, cancer, AIDS, pneumonia, uh, muscular dystrophy
I can't get any of them
If-if-if you fuckin' shot me in the chest I would not die
If you shot me in the fucking face I wouldn't die
I se- I seep energy from my asshole
I- I just get all my energy from the endless space inside my asshole
It's fucking crazy
I can never run out of energy
I could run 700 miles in one sitting and I would never tire out
I wouldn't break a fucking sweat
Do you understand?!
I have endless energy
I am so fucking powerful
I CAN'T BE STOPPED
I CAN'T BE STOPPED
[Outro]
Thank you
*laughs*
Ok so before - before I start rapping this shit, I'm gonna give you a quick demo of what it actually sounds like inside my asshole
Ok, you ready?
*bunghole noises*
[Verse]
Holy shit, it's big
My asshole's fuckin' big
Holy shit, it's big
It's gettin' repetitive
My asshole, it's just big
My asshole's bigger than the motherfucking moon
My asshole's bigger than your mom's fuckin' poon
That shit's insane
Your mom had to fuckin' squeeze you out of that shit you fat fuck
My asshole consists of everything
You, your mom, your dog in my asshole
Everything is fucking in my asshole
My asshole is as endless as the universe itself
What?
That doesn't fuckin' make sense 'cause if the universe is endless then how can my asshole contain it?
Well, let me explain to you...
I don't know either
I was not - I didn't choose this gift
God gave this to me
It's a curse, it's a blessing and a curse
Help, Help, HELP
AH AAAH AAAAAAH AHA AAAH AH
*violent coughing*
Ah, holy shit, it's really fucking big
If you listen close, you can always hear my asshole
No matter where you are in the fuckin' universe
You can hear my asshole whispering the secrets
My asshole's fuckin' huge
My asshole's fuckin' huge
My asshole's huge
Not gonna repeat that line again 'cause that shit would be stupid
Holy shit, I have a cold right now because of how big it is
I-I-I'm immune to all diseases except for the common cold because of how big my asshole is
The expanses of my asshole provide immunity to every-every-every-every single disease
HIV, cancer, AIDS, pneumonia, uh, muscular dystrophy
I can't get any of them
If-if-if you fuckin' shot me in the chest I would not die
If you shot me in the fucking face I wouldn't die
I se- I seep energy from my asshole
I- I just get all my energy from the endless space inside my asshole
It's fucking crazy
I can never run out of energy
I could run 700 miles in one sitting and I would never tire out
I wouldn't break a fucking sweat
Do you understand?!
I have endless energy
I am so fucking powerful
I CAN'T BE STOPPED
I CAN'T BE STOPPED
[Outro]
Thank you
*laughs*