Colossal Anus Original by Bunghole Prophet Lyrics

[Intro]
Yo
My anus is pretty big
You could say it's... MASSIVE
It's big (big)
Just... I- its unfathomably big (unfathomably big)

[Verse 1]
My asshole's big
You prob'ly could fit a goddamn pig in my asshole (in my asshole)
You could prob'ly fit an entire goddamn state in my asshole (in my ass)
You could probably put all the food you put in your plate on my asshole (my asshole's pretty big)
It's - it hurts so fucking bad (pain)
You could probably fit the entire concept of time travel in my asshole
You could probably fit... goddamn Jupiter in my asshole (gas giant)
If you tried hard enough you could probably fit the Milky Way in my asshole (my asshole)
Poetry
My asshole, it's so fucking big
Holy SHIT it's big
Oh my god it's big
Jesus Christ
[Instrumental Break]
(unfathomably big)

[Verse 2]
I got a big asshole
My asshole's pretty big
I got a big asshole
My asshole's pretty fuckin' big
My asshole's bigger than the goddamn Mariana Trench
My asshole's as big as... BIGGER than the Mariana Trench

[Outro]
It's fuckin' big
You would need a microscope to not see my asshole, that's just how big it is
It hurts to shit
HELP ME