Lil Johnny Wimple by Buddy Wasisname And The Other Fellers Lyrics

(SPOKEN INTRO)

(WAYNE)
Now ladies and gentlemen, we're going to ah, change paces a little bit and
Get away from the classics
And we're going to bring on somebody very special and dear to our hearts
Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for this one, here he is, our little friend, Johnny Wimple!
Hello Johnny, how ya doin b'y?

(KEVIN)
Hi

(WAYNE)
How are things this evening?

(KEVIN)
Not bad

(WAYNE)
You're looking good
(KEVIN)
Yeah

(WAYNE)
You going to entertain us for a while

(KEVIN)
Yeah

(WAYNE)
What are you going to do Johnny?

(KEVIN)
Wants to say a poem

(WAYNE)
You're going to say a poem

(WAYNE)
What's the title of the poem Johnny?

(KEVIN)
The title of my poem is called, "The Dome Poem"

(WAYNE)
The dome poem
You want to dedicate it to anyone in particular?
(KEVIN)
Yup

(WAYNE)
Who Johnny?

(KEVIN)
Mr. Peckford

(WAYNE)
That's kind of you
Very nice
Go ahead
Go ahead now my son

(RAY)
Go ahead and do it

(KEVIN)
Calgary got the Saddle Dome
Toronto got the Sky Dome too
Houston got that
Astro Dome
And there's a
Ok a king dome in Waterloo
We can have one just like them
Here's what we can do
Stretch some plastic over Mount Pearl so we'll have a condom true?
(SPOKEN ENDING)

(RAY)
Oh my
They really liked that one
For sure

(WAYNE)
Yes b'y indeed

(KEVIN)
Yup

(WAYNE)
That was a good one

(KEVIN)
Yup

(WAYNE)
Little Johnny Wimple folks!