Dear Mr. Ford by Buddy Wasisname And The Other Fellers Lyrics

Verse 1
Dear Mr. Ford, I dearly loved my van
My ’85 F-150 was a beauty when it ran!
But it didn’t run a long, long time
So I buried it in the ground
Sure it makes a little bit of smell
But it never makes a sound!

Chorus:
Cause things fell off and things let go!
And nuts loosened up and I was always being towed!
Things would seize and refuse to work
And I always felt like a real jerk
Out there on the road
When my van wouldn’t go
So…

Verse 2
I got sick of dragging it home
And wouldn’t it rot your socks?
Just as I fixed one thing on it, another thing fell off!
So I buried it in the ground
With a four inch pipe up through ‘er
And now I got me an ’85 F-150 Ford Econoline sewer!
Chorus:

So…
Dear Mr. Ford
Got thinking the other day;
You know myself and the other fellers kind of liked the old interior
I guess we’re willing to pay
We’re ordering a brand new van
With them seats custom made
We’re going to park it on top of that sewer pipe
And there’s where it’s going to stay!

Final Chorus:
Things won’t fall off and won’t let go!
Nuts won’t loosen up, I won’t need a tow!
Things won’t seize and refuse to work!
Though I might look like a real jerk
Every time I got to go!
But it would pleasure me to know!
That my outhouse will be a Ford!