If Beautys in the Eye of the Beholder...Then I wanna be Holdin You by Bucky Pilsner Lyrics
IF BEAUTY'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
THEN I WANNA BE HOLDING YOU
IF LOVE REALLY IS BLIND
THEN YOU KNOW MY LOVE IS TRUE
YOU MAY NOT HAVE ALL OF YOUR FINGERS
BUT YOU'VE STILL GOT MOST OF YOUR HAIR
IF BEAUTY'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
THEN I GUESS I'LL LOVE WHAT'S THERE
DARLIN' IT'S O.K. DON'T SHED ANOTHER TEAR
I CAN STILL LOVE YOU ALL NIGHT LONG
BUT PLEASE DON'T COME TO NEAR
SEE THE ODOR YOU ARE SENDING
REALLY DON'T SMELL TO SWEET
AND EVEN THOUGH YOUR FACE IS A MESS
I STILL THINK YOU'RE NEAT
IF BEAUTY'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
THEN I WANNA BE HOLDING YOU
IF LOVE REALLY IS BLIND
THEN YOU KNOW MY LOVE IS TRUE
YOU MAY NOT HAVE ALL OF YOUR FINGERS
BUT YOU'VE STILL GOT MOST OF YOUR HAIR
IF BEAUTY'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
THEN I GUESS I'LL LOVE WHAT'S THERE
HONEY I DON'T MIND YOU'RE 200 LBS. OVERWEIGHT
AND WHEN WE TAKE AN AIRPLANE
WE HAVE TO PAY EXTRA FREIGHT
SEE I CAN OVER PACK MY SUITCASE
BUT I DON'T NEED TO FRET
WHEN I WANNA CLOSE IT
YOU'LL JUST SIT ON IT
IF BEAUTY'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
THEN I WANNA BE HOLDING YOU
IF LOVE REALLY IS BLIND
THEN YOU KNOW MY LOVE IS TRUE
YOU MAY NOT HAVE ALL OF YOUR FINGERS
BUT YOU'VE STILL GOT MOST OF YOUR HAIR
IF BEAUTY'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
THEN I GUESS I'LL LOVE WHAT'S THERE
I HAD TO SELL MY SPORTS CAR
AND BUY A MINI-VAN
YOU SAID "WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND ME"
WELL I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN
MY FREINDS WELL THEY HAVE TOLD ME
THAT YOU'RE A REAL DISGRACE
BUT I CAN PLAY CONNECT THE DOTS
WITH THE PIMPLES ON YOUR FACE
YOU KNOW WHEN I KISS YOU
I MAY GET A LITTLE RASH
BUT IT REALLY TICKLES MY LIPS
WHEN I KISS YOUR MUSTACHE
AND WHEN I DO THE DISHES
IT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU THERE
WHEN I NEED A BRILLO PAD
I USE A LOCK OF HAIR
IF BEAUTY'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
THEN I WANNA BE HOLDING YOU
IF LOVE REALLY IS BLIND
THEN YOU KNOW MY LOVE IS TRUE
YOU MAY NOT HAVE ALL OF YOUR FINGERS
BUT YOU'VE STILL GOT MOST OF YOUR HAIR
IF BEAUTY'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
THEN I GUESS I'LL LOVE WHAT'S THERE
IF BEAUTY'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
THEN I WANNA BE HOLDING YOU
IF LOVE REALLY IS BLIND
THEN YOU KNOW MY LOVE IS TRUE
YOU MAY NOT HAVE ALL OF YOUR FINGERS
BUT YOU'VE STILL GOT MOST OF YOUR HAIR
IF BEAUTY'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
THEN I GUESS I'LL LOVE WHAT'S THERE
THEN I WANNA BE HOLDING YOU
IF LOVE REALLY IS BLIND
THEN YOU KNOW MY LOVE IS TRUE
YOU MAY NOT HAVE ALL OF YOUR FINGERS
BUT YOU'VE STILL GOT MOST OF YOUR HAIR
IF BEAUTY'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
THEN I GUESS I'LL LOVE WHAT'S THERE
DARLIN' IT'S O.K. DON'T SHED ANOTHER TEAR
I CAN STILL LOVE YOU ALL NIGHT LONG
BUT PLEASE DON'T COME TO NEAR
SEE THE ODOR YOU ARE SENDING
REALLY DON'T SMELL TO SWEET
AND EVEN THOUGH YOUR FACE IS A MESS
I STILL THINK YOU'RE NEAT
IF BEAUTY'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
THEN I WANNA BE HOLDING YOU
IF LOVE REALLY IS BLIND
THEN YOU KNOW MY LOVE IS TRUE
YOU MAY NOT HAVE ALL OF YOUR FINGERS
BUT YOU'VE STILL GOT MOST OF YOUR HAIR
IF BEAUTY'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
THEN I GUESS I'LL LOVE WHAT'S THERE
HONEY I DON'T MIND YOU'RE 200 LBS. OVERWEIGHT
AND WHEN WE TAKE AN AIRPLANE
WE HAVE TO PAY EXTRA FREIGHT
SEE I CAN OVER PACK MY SUITCASE
BUT I DON'T NEED TO FRET
WHEN I WANNA CLOSE IT
YOU'LL JUST SIT ON IT
IF BEAUTY'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
THEN I WANNA BE HOLDING YOU
IF LOVE REALLY IS BLIND
THEN YOU KNOW MY LOVE IS TRUE
YOU MAY NOT HAVE ALL OF YOUR FINGERS
BUT YOU'VE STILL GOT MOST OF YOUR HAIR
IF BEAUTY'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
THEN I GUESS I'LL LOVE WHAT'S THERE
I HAD TO SELL MY SPORTS CAR
AND BUY A MINI-VAN
YOU SAID "WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND ME"
WELL I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN
MY FREINDS WELL THEY HAVE TOLD ME
THAT YOU'RE A REAL DISGRACE
BUT I CAN PLAY CONNECT THE DOTS
WITH THE PIMPLES ON YOUR FACE
YOU KNOW WHEN I KISS YOU
I MAY GET A LITTLE RASH
BUT IT REALLY TICKLES MY LIPS
WHEN I KISS YOUR MUSTACHE
AND WHEN I DO THE DISHES
IT'S NICE TO HAVE YOU THERE
WHEN I NEED A BRILLO PAD
I USE A LOCK OF HAIR
IF BEAUTY'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
THEN I WANNA BE HOLDING YOU
IF LOVE REALLY IS BLIND
THEN YOU KNOW MY LOVE IS TRUE
YOU MAY NOT HAVE ALL OF YOUR FINGERS
BUT YOU'VE STILL GOT MOST OF YOUR HAIR
IF BEAUTY'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
THEN I GUESS I'LL LOVE WHAT'S THERE
IF BEAUTY'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
THEN I WANNA BE HOLDING YOU
IF LOVE REALLY IS BLIND
THEN YOU KNOW MY LOVE IS TRUE
YOU MAY NOT HAVE ALL OF YOUR FINGERS
BUT YOU'VE STILL GOT MOST OF YOUR HAIR
IF BEAUTY'S IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER
THEN I GUESS I'LL LOVE WHAT'S THERE