Bruh Gang Tennis by Bruh Gang Lyrics

[Spoken]
Can you not lob the ball?
Yeah, if you lob the ball, you're gay
What? No, I'm not gay
Sounds like something a gay person would say
Ew, you like clitoris?

[Intro]
Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh
Yuh, yuh

[Chorus]
Bruh gang tennis
Bruh gang tennis
Stepped on a nail
And now I got tetanus

Bruh gang tennis
Bruh gang tennis
Licking on the clit
And you can feel the wetness
Bruh gang tennis
Bruh gang tennis
Stepped on a nail
And now I got tetanus

Bruh gang tennis
Bruh gang tennis
Licking on the clit
And you can feel the wetness

[Verse 1]
Go ahead and lob it
I be goin' and launchin' (yee)
Got myself a new paycheck (yee)
And I be goin' to spend it

Got myself a new racket (ha)
Gonna show up to practice (ha)
If these girls got nice tennis balls
Imma tell them to flash it (yeah)

[Spoken]
*Coughing*
Okay that's blood, oh my God
Alright
[Chorus]
Bruh gang tennis
Bruh gang tennis
Stepped on a nail
And now I got tetanus

Bruh gang tennis
Bruh gang tennis
Licking on the clit
And you can feel the wetness

Bruh gang tennis
Bruh gang tennis
Stepped on a nail
And now I got tetanus

Bruh gang tennis
Bruh gang tennis
Licking on the clit
And you can feel the wetness

[Verse 2]
Trying a new sex position
I tell her it ain't no race
I call our bed the tennis court
Because my balls are in her face
I got a cute ass tennis skirt
Gonna make all the girls jealous
They tell us to stop bruhing on the tennis court
But bitch this is bruh gang tennis

[Chorus]
Bruh gang tennis
Bruh gang tennis
Stepped on a nail
And now I got tetanus

Bruh gang tennis
Bruh gang tennis
Licking on the clit
And you can feel the wetness

Bruh gang tennis
Bruh gang tennis
Stepped on a nail
And now I got tetanus

Bruh gang tennis
Bruh gang tennis
Licking on the clit
And you can feel the wetness

[Spoken]
No, no, no, stop the beat
Dude this is fucking bullshit
Aight imma bouta--
Okay, so, my wife of ten fucking years--she leaves me. This skinny ass twink bitch doesn't even know--he doesn't even know my wife. He doesn't know me. And he comes into my life and he fuckin' ruins the whole thing. He comes into my life and takes my wife from our one bedroom apartment and he brings her to--I don't know. I don't know where she is. We have two kids--We have two kids, and I can't do this alone. I can't do this alone. I need her back. *Crying* You know what? I'm gonna do something about it

*Knocking*
Ooh I wonder who's there. Oh, it's you
Please Diane. I--I have to have you back
I'm sorry but there's nothing I can do. I'm happy now
Oh, I'm sorry I have to do this
Do what?
*Gun shots*

[Chorus]
Bruh gang tennis
Bruh gang tennis
Stepped on a nail
And now I got tetanus

Bruh gang tennis
Bruh gang tennis
Licking on the clit
And you can feel the wetness

Bruh gang tennis
Bruh gang tennis
Stepped on a nail
And now I got tetanus

Bruh gang tennis
Bruh gang tennis
Licking on the clit
And you can feel the wetness