The Opossum Song by Brother Husbands Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Yeehaw, y'all!
Well, I was driving down I-65
I saw an opossum, I wondered if he was dead or alive
I turned him over and much to my surprise
His mouth was open and he had two blinkin' eyes
Yeehaw now, y'all!

[Verse 2]
You know what that dear opossum done said to me?
He said that "You gonna be the man, you gonna be a priest"
He said "You're gonna play at The Nick on Sunday night
And you're gonna fuckin' play a song about me
And you're gonna call it 'Opossum', alright?"
Yeehaw now!

[Bridge]
Opossum

[Outro]
We free-styled that whole-ass thing, so...