Trailer Fabulous by Brooks Buford Lyrics

Crawdaddy (repeat)

Drop

Chorus:
I'm livin' trailer fabulous

I'll tempered mad and scandalous

Don't act like you can handle this

Hammered and scarred around the wrist

Woke up this mornin

Lookin' janky people laughing at me

Pushed out the door and hit the dirty

I got a dollar thirty
I hit the store and saw a whore

And tried to take her with me

She said "Haaay, you ain't got no money!"

And so I wrote it off and rode off and shook it off

Had to stop for a minute from the cancer cough

But I lit it up again

I lit it up again

Hay

"Haay you ain't got no money!"

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Atlanta, Georgia from the crib to the bama border

I'm outta order

Put down the water pick up the bottle and a tape recorder
D.U.I. till I die

Flossin' through Pink Pony

Throwin' money at tenderoni lookin' lonely

I got ice queens, meth girls fresh out the clinic with curls

I like girls that like girls what a world

We dealin' with feelin' it

Till somebody tell me I'm dead

You git it I'm chillin' in it and I'm puttin' it in my bed

Up in winnie dixie

I'm choppin' rockin' dokken' and pill poppin'

You know I'm show stoppin' poppin' and lockin'

Run up in yo house with a stocking ridin a huffy table toppin

Moppin the floor at Wendy's , I'm wearing nothing trendy
I'm a half-ass half-breed half slap and half happy

Drinkin beer

Steer clear of deer

Run out in the front yard and play smear the queer

"I just got off probation...I just lost all sensation....wow!"

Eee Awww EEE AWWWW Jackass!

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