I Am Not A Rockstar by Broadway (USA) Lyrics

I straight ironed my hair
Took me about 10 minutes to get my tight pants on
Are you looking for the old me?
Cause that loser's long gone
I sprayed some bad ass tats on my chest piece
These kids I used to know, they may know me
But I sold all my friends to the devil
For a brand new double kick pedal

Sorry, I only talk to chicks that are underage
So call me up and if you're still cute I just might take you backstage

I am a rockstar according to me
So bite your loose tongue
I am a rockstar why can't you see?
Stop trying to ruin my fun

Well I need some fans, not some popular girlfriend
I still beg for news from the girls I met
On my last tour I tell them I'm masquerading and faking
I'm waiting for my big break to come some day
But who cares cause I'm still a rockstar
I am a rockstar according to me
So bite your loose tongue
I am a rockstar why can't you see?
Stop trying to ruin my fun

So what if I am alone
And I don't have any friends
I'm better off this way
I still have Myspace fans that
Will love me no matter what I do or say

Who cares cause I'm still a rockstar? [x4]

I am a rockstar according to me
So bite your loose tongue
I am a rockstar why can't you see?
Stop trying to ruin my fun