My Phone Call With Weird Al by Brian Posehn Lyrics

[Skit: Weird Al & Brian Posehn]
hello?
hey, it's Brian
oh man, how you doing?
hey man, I'm sorry to bug you, but I'm doing a comedy metal record
and I wanna do a parody of your song "Gump"
uh-huh
but I'm gonna do "Trump"
you know, change the lyrics and make it all about Trump
um, okay?
you know, our president Trump
i don't have the lyrics yet
but it kinda writes itself
"He's Trump, he's Trump, he's fuckin' dumb"
yeah, yeah, okay, I got it, um, uh
I, I don't know what to say here, man
well, you could say "that's awesome" or "let's do it"
okay, well, well, first of all
it's not really my song, right, I mean, it's
"Gump" was a parody
what now?
"Gump" is a parody of a song called "Lump", uh, by The Presidents of the United States of America
hmm, well, that's clearly made up
look, man, if you don't want me to mess with your song, just say it
it's not my song, that's what I'm telling you
there, there was a popular song called "Lump" by The Presidents of the United States of America
right, and Sinbad did a genie movie that not even Sinbad remembers
look, I'm sorry I even bothered you
you know, just tell me you don't want me to fuck with your precious stupid Forrest Gump song
look, man, I told you, "Gump" is already a parody
yeah, you told me, Weird Al
you know what? You should change your name to "Kind of a Jerk Al"
haha, good one
really?
no