Bro Country by Brett Newski Lyrics

Rock n roll
Has took a shit
Bro country
Has replaced it

So wax my chest
And dim me down
Move me to Nashville
Formula town

Unscrew my brain
Pour the gravy inside
Cross my redneck heart
And hope to die

Kurt Cobains a pussy
Taylor Swift is the man
So get me lots of sponsorships
And buy me spray on tans
I’m wearing pre-ripped jeans
I drink light beer for taste
Im an alpha male country star
Who exists to be replaced
The honkey-tonks pack out
The suits sit around and laugh straight to the bank
While everyone else limps away

Ol’ Johnny Cash
Is sittin in his grave
Wishing he was still alive
So he could blow his brains away

Dignity, see you later
Lowest common denominator