Black Friday Totally Sucks by Brett Newski Lyrics

Woke up in the morning
Before the sun rising
Ate all the corn syrup
And quit exercising

Cut out our coupons
Cut first in line
We spent all our dollars
To save a few dimes

Leave the water running
Leave the lights on
Can you hear the stampede coming
It won't be very long

They say its better to burn out
Than to fade away
But I will do both of these things
On Black Friday

We’re buying and buying
Mothers, Fathers and Sons
We need all the drive thrus
We need all the guns
Do we own our stuff
Or is our stuff owning us?
I’ll wager all I got
C’mon cough it up