My Pagan Ass by Brain Donor Lyrics

1
Everybody's getting religion
Everybody's leaving town
How do I get to the World Trade Centre
Well, Mister, it's just two blocks down
Tunnel vision driving the country
Tunnel vision driving the world
I just can't connect with my TV station
Everybody's dissing my Girl

2
Yeah, I believe in Allah
Yeah, and I believe in God
They both come from Jee-Hoovah
Jee-hoovah is a sod

(CHORUS)
Hope you all enjoy it
How long's it gonna last?
Cause I'm so worried 'bout my pagan ass
3
Everybody's monotheistic
Everybody's surfing the net
Son, can you please buy my Big Issue
Mister, I'm just trying forget
Single cell creatures of Washington
Trying to stop a fire with a fire
Islam patriarchy 2D-vision
Ground Zero funeral pyre

4
Yes, I believe in Freyja
And I believe in Frey
And I believe in Frigg
In every woman today