Book of Baby Names by Bound Stems Lyrics
(Arrive, dismount, lock up)
Pedestrian: Stephen? No. (laughs) Everybody's gotta look like someone
You: She says my name. I say, "Julia." (knock) She understands? (enter) I say, "Sorry, Stacy." I say, "Just kidding, Tina." I say, "Alright, Margaret." (wind through party) I say, "Come on, Wendy." (aside) How long can I go without saying her name? How long before I run out?
Tolling: DOORS CLOSING. (doors, closing) DOORS CLOSING
You: She doesn't know how recently I've been reading a book of baby names
Law enforcement officer: Report any suspicious persons or unusual activity to your nearest law enforcement officer
You: Heather. Joan. Elizabeth. Sarah
Law enforcement officer: Thank you
You: Amber, Rita, Brianna, Penelope, Sally. Mindy, Ann. Lindsey, Nicole. Andrea. Hope, Gretchen, Shauna, Trisha, Tracy, Allison, Veronica, Annie, Constance, Melissa, Pearl, Jackie, Joanna, Emma, Martha, Janie, Natalie, Judy, Robin, Sheryl, Candice, Kim, Jilly, Emily, Susan, Janis, Janet, Jenny, Jen, Mary, Roberta, Amethyst, Crystal, Erin, Carrie, Tina, Lorah, Lauren, Laurie, Rebecca, Nancy, Hannah, Lorelei, Elenore, Helen, Molly, Kate, Heather, Joan, Elizabeth, Sarah, Agnes, Kelly, Chloe, Britney, Christina, Mandy, Jessica, Ashley, Amy, Ami, Aimee...
Thax: THE PROUD STALACTITES ARE NOT AN INSPIRATION FOR A FUTURE GHOST, WHO DOESN'T NEED A SHELTER, SINCE THE RAINDROP OF ANY NEARBY UNION OF MISFIT ELECTRONS WILL DO. IN FACT, IT'S THE MOLTING GHOST SHEDDING ITS SKIN LIKE DAMP PAPER TOWELS THAT NEEDS BEING SHELTERED FROM
Pedestrian: Stephen? No. (laughs) Everybody's gotta look like someone
You: She says my name. I say, "Julia." (knock) She understands? (enter) I say, "Sorry, Stacy." I say, "Just kidding, Tina." I say, "Alright, Margaret." (wind through party) I say, "Come on, Wendy." (aside) How long can I go without saying her name? How long before I run out?
Tolling: DOORS CLOSING. (doors, closing) DOORS CLOSING
You: She doesn't know how recently I've been reading a book of baby names
Law enforcement officer: Report any suspicious persons or unusual activity to your nearest law enforcement officer
You: Heather. Joan. Elizabeth. Sarah
Law enforcement officer: Thank you
You: Amber, Rita, Brianna, Penelope, Sally. Mindy, Ann. Lindsey, Nicole. Andrea. Hope, Gretchen, Shauna, Trisha, Tracy, Allison, Veronica, Annie, Constance, Melissa, Pearl, Jackie, Joanna, Emma, Martha, Janie, Natalie, Judy, Robin, Sheryl, Candice, Kim, Jilly, Emily, Susan, Janis, Janet, Jenny, Jen, Mary, Roberta, Amethyst, Crystal, Erin, Carrie, Tina, Lorah, Lauren, Laurie, Rebecca, Nancy, Hannah, Lorelei, Elenore, Helen, Molly, Kate, Heather, Joan, Elizabeth, Sarah, Agnes, Kelly, Chloe, Britney, Christina, Mandy, Jessica, Ashley, Amy, Ami, Aimee...
Thax: THE PROUD STALACTITES ARE NOT AN INSPIRATION FOR A FUTURE GHOST, WHO DOESN'T NEED A SHELTER, SINCE THE RAINDROP OF ANY NEARBY UNION OF MISFIT ELECTRONS WILL DO. IN FACT, IT'S THE MOLTING GHOST SHEDDING ITS SKIN LIKE DAMP PAPER TOWELS THAT NEEDS BEING SHELTERED FROM