Im a Mole Man Baby reprise by Boris the Sprinkler Lyrics

I'm a mole man, baby!

A pity you have money, I'm a poor man's Peter Lorre
I whistle "In The Hall Of Mountain King" when things are gettin' gory
Your daddy looks a little too much like String
And your mamma looks like a little like Rodney King

I want you first, I want you last
I want your present, I want your past
I want you long, I know it's wrong
I'm a mole man, baby, c'mon
I'm a mole man, baby, c'mon

I got a '67 Caddy with a white rag top
I'm a mole man, baby, c'mon
If it's sunny, we'll go driving, if it's raining, we'll shop
I'm a mole man, baby, c'mon
I like the haircut on your head, I like the Skittles on your breath
I'm a mole man, baby, c'mon
Yeah, I gave you thirty dollars, and you spent it all on meth
I'm a mole man, baby, c'mon
I want you first, I want you last
I want your present, I want your past
I want you long, I know it's wrong
I'm a mole man, baby, c'mon
I'm a mole man, baby, c'mon

Richard!

[Bass Solo]

I want you first, I want you last
I want your present, I want your past
I want you long, I know it's wrong
I'm a mole man, baby, c'mon
I'm a mole man, baby, c'mon

(Key change!)

If you get some second thoughts about seeing that schmuck
I'm a mole man, baby, c'mon
You got a peanut butter jar lid that you need unstuck?
I'm a mole man, baby, c'mon
Well, I never take a nap, you know I'm going non-stop
I'm a mole man, baby, c'mon
You're a high-performance honey, clean your bed sheets with a mop
I'm a mole man, baby, c'mon
I want you first, I want you last
I want your present, I want your past
I want you long, I know it's wrong
I'm a mole man, baby, c'mon
I'm a mole man, baby, c'mon

I'm a mole man, baby, c'mon [x5]

I'm a mole man, baby, come
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