Gotta Whiz reprise by Boris the Sprinkler Lyrics

Coffee, Gatorade, and Diet Pepsi in the van
Better hit the exit 'cause we gotta hit the can
I gotta whiz
(Gotta whiz)
I gotta whiz
(Gotta whiz)
And if the toilet ain't available, I'm gonna find a spot that is

Shimmy-shimmy-ko-ko-pop as soon as we arrive
Got a mighty little bladder, it's a mighty long drive
Gotta whiz
(Gotta whiz)
I gotta whiz
(Gotta whiz)
And if the toilet ain't available, I'm gonna find a spot that is

(Urination!)

Whiz, whiz, whiz, baby, whi-whi-whiz
Whiz, whiz, whiz, baby, whi-whi-whi
Ahh-ah
Ahh-ahh-ah
Crowd is going mental 'cause they think we're Green Day
You ain't getting any encore, get the hell out of my way
I gotta whiz
(Gotta whiz)
I gotta whiz
(Gotta whiz)
And if the toilet ain't available, I'm gonna find a spot that is [x3]