1st One 2 The Egg Wins The Human Race by Bootsy Collins Lyrics
Now on your mark
Get set
We're off
Oh, the 1st one 2 the egg wins baby
Oh no, I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win!
1st one 2 the egg, 1st one 2 the egg
Get outta my way pent head
Get outta my way!
Once ejaculation
Has occured
The sperm enters the uterus
In the curve
I'll be dang if you pent heads
Can out swim me
Cos' life is my reguard
So let it be
No penetrated by the sperm
The egg comes resistent to others
So you know I had to get the first
To give my sister a brother, yeah
We are the human race
If it ain't legal
Get out of my face
Life's too short
For eternal abuse
And if thinkin' is illegal
Then you got an excuse
There are winners here among us
There are some of us just lunchin'
If you keep doin' whatcha doin'
You know you better watch out
It's your life that you're losin'
Only one out of millions sperm cells
Connect to make a baby
Surroundin' the sperm the egg
Fused to make a single cell
The sperm has now fertilized the egg
It’s time for the countdown, buba
One, six, nine
Oh, I’m right on time bubba
1st one 2 the egg
I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win
Yeah, I'm a genius
1st one 2 the egg
Get outta my way pent head
Ah, conception
Also called fertilization
Is the union of the ovum and the sperm
To produce conceptus baby
Once ejaculation
Has occured
The sperm enters the uterus
Via the curve
Lookin' like tadpoles
With tiny tails
They must swim their fastest
Or be left in hell, baby
Once penetrated by the sperm
The egg becomes resistant to others
You know I just had to get the first
To give my sister a brother
Yeah!
1st one 2 the egg
Hey, what's happening sperm head
Ah, I'm a genius of work babe
Yeah that's right, I'm a bad sucker
1st one 2 the egg
I ain't got no weapon, boy
What’s my name, sucker
Fuzz Ball
Get outta my way pent head!
We are the human race
If it ain't legal
Get out of my face
We're in this race
Brother to win
I've been around once
And I'm comin' again, bubba
There are winners here among us
There are some of us just lunchin'
If you keep doin' whatcha doin'
You know you better watch out
It's your life that you're losin'
We are the human race
If it ain’t legal
Get out of my face
We are the human race
If it ain’t legal
Get out my face
Get, get, get over there
What do boy, what do
I just gotta get it, baby
Oh, the 1st one 2 the egg wins baby
Get outta my way pent head
Get outta my way pent head!
Get set
We're off
Oh, the 1st one 2 the egg wins baby
Oh no, I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win!
1st one 2 the egg, 1st one 2 the egg
Get outta my way pent head
Get outta my way!
Once ejaculation
Has occured
The sperm enters the uterus
In the curve
I'll be dang if you pent heads
Can out swim me
Cos' life is my reguard
So let it be
No penetrated by the sperm
The egg comes resistent to others
So you know I had to get the first
To give my sister a brother, yeah
We are the human race
If it ain't legal
Get out of my face
Life's too short
For eternal abuse
And if thinkin' is illegal
Then you got an excuse
There are winners here among us
There are some of us just lunchin'
If you keep doin' whatcha doin'
You know you better watch out
It's your life that you're losin'
Only one out of millions sperm cells
Connect to make a baby
Surroundin' the sperm the egg
Fused to make a single cell
The sperm has now fertilized the egg
It’s time for the countdown, buba
One, six, nine
Oh, I’m right on time bubba
1st one 2 the egg
I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win
Yeah, I'm a genius
1st one 2 the egg
Get outta my way pent head
Ah, conception
Also called fertilization
Is the union of the ovum and the sperm
To produce conceptus baby
Once ejaculation
Has occured
The sperm enters the uterus
Via the curve
Lookin' like tadpoles
With tiny tails
They must swim their fastest
Or be left in hell, baby
Once penetrated by the sperm
The egg becomes resistant to others
You know I just had to get the first
To give my sister a brother
Yeah!
1st one 2 the egg
Hey, what's happening sperm head
Ah, I'm a genius of work babe
Yeah that's right, I'm a bad sucker
1st one 2 the egg
I ain't got no weapon, boy
What’s my name, sucker
Fuzz Ball
Get outta my way pent head!
We are the human race
If it ain't legal
Get out of my face
We're in this race
Brother to win
I've been around once
And I'm comin' again, bubba
There are winners here among us
There are some of us just lunchin'
If you keep doin' whatcha doin'
You know you better watch out
It's your life that you're losin'
We are the human race
If it ain’t legal
Get out of my face
We are the human race
If it ain’t legal
Get out my face
Get, get, get over there
What do boy, what do
I just gotta get it, baby
Oh, the 1st one 2 the egg wins baby
Get outta my way pent head
Get outta my way pent head!