Epicest rap by Boner Doner Lyrics
Ey. ya'l know who it is
Boner-doner in the hood yo *skkr*
With my boi DJ Matix *yeh*
Ey ey lets get it
...
I be abusing my wife *ey*
Fucking a duck on a flight *yuh*
When i was 10 i got aids *yeah*
We niggas going on crusades *skkr*
South-Sudan is the best *ye*
Hentai lover to the max *yu*
Donating boners is no joke *skkra!*
My brother just overdosed on coke *EY!*
I just bought minecraft for free *uh*
We niggas be punching that oak tree *MINECRAFT yuh*
Playing Fortnite al night
Puting my dick in an oven that's right *oh!*
Yeh
I went to jail for tax fraud right before i got engaged *with my mom!*
After ten minutes i dropped the soap and got raped in a cage *by sans*
When i was realesed i was Fortnite dancing *YEAH!*
Then i went home and saw my nigga Sayori hanging *DDLC REFRENCE!*
Domestic abuse is really cool *yeh*
I got bullied in high school! *skkra!*
9/11 was an inside job *uh*
I had a 10 hour anal sesion with my nigga bob! *skkra!*
Women should not be allowed to vote *leel*
I threw a furry of a boat *gamer power!*
Yeah death to Israel *yey*
I never ever eat cereal *oof*
Cuz that gave me aids when i was 10 *yeah*
We epic gamers be breeding snakes when we were 10 *10!*
Yeah my dad owns a duck farm *skkr*
And he punished me everyday with physical harm *skkra!*
My friend's parent's dead *dead*
All my friends are bread *bread yuh!*
I divorced my wife after she deleted my memes *ey*
And i do not support women's rights by all means *yeuh*
Niggas say we live in a society *society!*
I say gamers all have social anxiety *crippeling depression!*
I got lost in Sao Paulo airpost for 18 days *ey!*
At least i didn't whitniss any gays *yeet*
I wanted to be tracer *yeah*
But she already is tracer *nigga!*
So i shot her 16 times in the nuts *what!*
And i stole her creditcard and bought 50 million vbucks *gamer time!*
I HAVE AN ERECTIONAL DISFUNCTION!
FURRIES CAUSE MASS DESTRUCTION!
Hol up hol up....
I GOT MOLESTED WHEN I WAS YOUNG! *E!*
And my mom has a realy huge dong! *yeet*
Global warming isn't real *EY!*
I once sucked on an eel *YUH!*
I have giant cats *EY!*
I commit terrosist attacks *boom!*
A school shooting happened so i called the police! *skkr!*
But they joined the shooter side and started shooting my neice *skkra!*
Ey Hitler was right *WHIP!*
He likes to play Fortnite *YEAH!*
My brother is disabled *yuh*
Sticking my dick in a dishwasher *uh*
Trowing semen on female protester *ey*
My dad put his dick in a blender *yah*
Beating my cock like a war prisoner!
*abuse!*
My dad beats me for my moms amusement! *yeh*
Slaughtering al libtards would be an improvement *Venezuela!*
I am realy depressed *yuh*
My mom alwasy helps me get dressed *uh*
Australia is a hoax *bruh*
Women tell unfunny jokes *ey*
I am number 1 roblox player *oof*
I named my first son despacito *si*
I once accidently put my dick on a barbeque *eh*
On thanksgiving we accidently ate our neighbours kid *skkr*
I was worried i raped santa on accident *skkra*
But it was okay cuz it was my dad *skkr*
I once had sex with my walls *yeah!*
9 months later a baby fell out of my celling *epic!*
I was looking online for free v bucks *yuh*
But i found my brother for sale instead *yah*
I watched a porn livestream and realized the location was my living room *ey*
My dad was also in it *uh*
I saw that he had one tit *huh?!*
It was biggers than my moms *what?!*
I got scared and ran out of the house *yuh?*
And i drank vodka with my comrade Ivan *Lenin was great*
I got a hangover *yeah!*
I woke up in Iran next to a lawn mower *uh!*
Now i'm jail *oof*
I licked a snail *yeh!*
I didn't play RoBLOX that's why i'm in jail *ah!*
Get me out of here *yuh*
Pls get me out of here *ey!*
This is no longer rap i am crying for help! *yah!*
Jails in Iran suck *yeah!*
My cellmate is a duck *yep.*
I will give you all my fortnite skins if u get me out of prison *YUH!*
...
Each like this song gets is one Fortnite account banned
Yuh
Like if you think that 3d women sucks
Yeh i love anime
The only real women are anime women
Yuh
Special thanks Eminem, Minecraft Steve and Vladimir Putin for helping
Me make this song
Ey
Yuh
Boner Doner out
Oof
Boner-doner in the hood yo *skkr*
With my boi DJ Matix *yeh*
Ey ey lets get it
...
I be abusing my wife *ey*
Fucking a duck on a flight *yuh*
When i was 10 i got aids *yeah*
We niggas going on crusades *skkr*
South-Sudan is the best *ye*
Hentai lover to the max *yu*
Donating boners is no joke *skkra!*
My brother just overdosed on coke *EY!*
I just bought minecraft for free *uh*
We niggas be punching that oak tree *MINECRAFT yuh*
Playing Fortnite al night
Puting my dick in an oven that's right *oh!*
Yeh
I went to jail for tax fraud right before i got engaged *with my mom!*
After ten minutes i dropped the soap and got raped in a cage *by sans*
When i was realesed i was Fortnite dancing *YEAH!*
Then i went home and saw my nigga Sayori hanging *DDLC REFRENCE!*
Domestic abuse is really cool *yeh*
I got bullied in high school! *skkra!*
9/11 was an inside job *uh*
I had a 10 hour anal sesion with my nigga bob! *skkra!*
Women should not be allowed to vote *leel*
I threw a furry of a boat *gamer power!*
Yeah death to Israel *yey*
I never ever eat cereal *oof*
Cuz that gave me aids when i was 10 *yeah*
We epic gamers be breeding snakes when we were 10 *10!*
Yeah my dad owns a duck farm *skkr*
And he punished me everyday with physical harm *skkra!*
My friend's parent's dead *dead*
All my friends are bread *bread yuh!*
I divorced my wife after she deleted my memes *ey*
And i do not support women's rights by all means *yeuh*
Niggas say we live in a society *society!*
I say gamers all have social anxiety *crippeling depression!*
I got lost in Sao Paulo airpost for 18 days *ey!*
At least i didn't whitniss any gays *yeet*
I wanted to be tracer *yeah*
But she already is tracer *nigga!*
So i shot her 16 times in the nuts *what!*
And i stole her creditcard and bought 50 million vbucks *gamer time!*
I HAVE AN ERECTIONAL DISFUNCTION!
FURRIES CAUSE MASS DESTRUCTION!
Hol up hol up....
I GOT MOLESTED WHEN I WAS YOUNG! *E!*
And my mom has a realy huge dong! *yeet*
Global warming isn't real *EY!*
I once sucked on an eel *YUH!*
I have giant cats *EY!*
I commit terrosist attacks *boom!*
A school shooting happened so i called the police! *skkr!*
But they joined the shooter side and started shooting my neice *skkra!*
Ey Hitler was right *WHIP!*
He likes to play Fortnite *YEAH!*
My brother is disabled *yuh*
Sticking my dick in a dishwasher *uh*
Trowing semen on female protester *ey*
My dad put his dick in a blender *yah*
Beating my cock like a war prisoner!
*abuse!*
My dad beats me for my moms amusement! *yeh*
Slaughtering al libtards would be an improvement *Venezuela!*
I am realy depressed *yuh*
My mom alwasy helps me get dressed *uh*
Australia is a hoax *bruh*
Women tell unfunny jokes *ey*
I am number 1 roblox player *oof*
I named my first son despacito *si*
I once accidently put my dick on a barbeque *eh*
On thanksgiving we accidently ate our neighbours kid *skkr*
I was worried i raped santa on accident *skkra*
But it was okay cuz it was my dad *skkr*
I once had sex with my walls *yeah!*
9 months later a baby fell out of my celling *epic!*
I was looking online for free v bucks *yuh*
But i found my brother for sale instead *yah*
I watched a porn livestream and realized the location was my living room *ey*
My dad was also in it *uh*
I saw that he had one tit *huh?!*
It was biggers than my moms *what?!*
I got scared and ran out of the house *yuh?*
And i drank vodka with my comrade Ivan *Lenin was great*
I got a hangover *yeah!*
I woke up in Iran next to a lawn mower *uh!*
Now i'm jail *oof*
I licked a snail *yeh!*
I didn't play RoBLOX that's why i'm in jail *ah!*
Get me out of here *yuh*
Pls get me out of here *ey!*
This is no longer rap i am crying for help! *yah!*
Jails in Iran suck *yeah!*
My cellmate is a duck *yep.*
I will give you all my fortnite skins if u get me out of prison *YUH!*
...
Each like this song gets is one Fortnite account banned
Yuh
Like if you think that 3d women sucks
Yeh i love anime
The only real women are anime women
Yuh
Special thanks Eminem, Minecraft Steve and Vladimir Putin for helping
Me make this song
Ey
Yuh
Boner Doner out
Oof