WhiteBoy Living by Bondor Lyrics
[Intro]
Perfect-
[Verse: Bondor]
I'm a white boy, don't you know
Don't mess up my white boy flow
On the dance floor, watch me go
Skin so pale, it might just glow
Suburbs where I live and thrive
Bedtimes at 8:35
I need my mom to survive
Till I'm old enough to drive
Yeah I love that white boy life
Hide your hoe and love your wife
All these shots, I do not like
It's young Bondor on that mic
Now I'm done with all my homework
No one's home, so I will go jerk
Having lotion is a good perk
Got a bottle from the store clerk
Hoes be staring at my bangs
Sorry, I don't mess with gangs
Bout' to spit some urban slang
Gonna watch her shake that thang
Bondor coming in with bars
Family drives Toyota cars
I might just go cop a Civic
I can fit my bike right in it
Mountain biking with my dad
Holy shit, that trail was rad
Crashed it, it was really bad
Broke my bike my mom is mad
Digital watch on my wrist
For Santa, I have a big list
Starting with I want some hoes
I also hope that my dick grows
[Verse: AK-47]
Some might say that he's a preacher
I'm here with that AK feature
White boy, here I'm from the North
AK's bars go back and forth
You could say that I have girth
Maybe bigger than the earth
Yes, the six is where I'm from
Met a bitch I got her num'
She says that she "swallows cum"
That hoe nasty, she is dumb
So what if I got no hops
I can still outrun the cops
Like all my shit when it drops
I just copped me Gucci flops
Yo it's AK on the track
I get hate 'cause I'm not black
Extra writers are a joke
Young Calzone will never choke
AK's verse is almost done
Catch me out there on the run
Bitch, I do this all for fun
Rapping game is number one
[Verse: Bondor]
Yeah, you know that Bondors back
I am on that white attack
You could say that I'm caucasian
Sometimes I curse on occasion
My mom just could not ignore
That I didn't do my chore
Took Nintendo 64
Now I hate her more and more
Once I got a real bad grade
Not an A, so don't get paid
Cut my finger with a blade
So the nurse gave a band-aid
Us white guys have problems too
Don't want to pick up dog poo
I am too old for the zoo
Non-whites just don't have a clue
Us white guys stand hand in hand
Other guys don't understand
While I practice for my band
Use the tuba
Played it grand
Oops, then I misplaced my hand
I just ripped my prostate gland
In school, you won't catch me slackin'
Or then I might just catch a smackin'
Other kids they might be lackin'
Bondor leaves here spittin', rappin'
[Outro]
Perfect-perfect-perfect-perfect-perfect-perfect-perfect
Perfect-
[Verse: Bondor]
I'm a white boy, don't you know
Don't mess up my white boy flow
On the dance floor, watch me go
Skin so pale, it might just glow
Suburbs where I live and thrive
Bedtimes at 8:35
I need my mom to survive
Till I'm old enough to drive
Yeah I love that white boy life
Hide your hoe and love your wife
All these shots, I do not like
It's young Bondor on that mic
Now I'm done with all my homework
No one's home, so I will go jerk
Having lotion is a good perk
Got a bottle from the store clerk
Hoes be staring at my bangs
Sorry, I don't mess with gangs
Bout' to spit some urban slang
Gonna watch her shake that thang
Bondor coming in with bars
Family drives Toyota cars
I might just go cop a Civic
I can fit my bike right in it
Mountain biking with my dad
Holy shit, that trail was rad
Crashed it, it was really bad
Broke my bike my mom is mad
Digital watch on my wrist
For Santa, I have a big list
Starting with I want some hoes
I also hope that my dick grows
[Verse: AK-47]
Some might say that he's a preacher
I'm here with that AK feature
White boy, here I'm from the North
AK's bars go back and forth
You could say that I have girth
Maybe bigger than the earth
Yes, the six is where I'm from
Met a bitch I got her num'
She says that she "swallows cum"
That hoe nasty, she is dumb
So what if I got no hops
I can still outrun the cops
Like all my shit when it drops
I just copped me Gucci flops
Yo it's AK on the track
I get hate 'cause I'm not black
Extra writers are a joke
Young Calzone will never choke
AK's verse is almost done
Catch me out there on the run
Bitch, I do this all for fun
Rapping game is number one
[Verse: Bondor]
Yeah, you know that Bondors back
I am on that white attack
You could say that I'm caucasian
Sometimes I curse on occasion
My mom just could not ignore
That I didn't do my chore
Took Nintendo 64
Now I hate her more and more
Once I got a real bad grade
Not an A, so don't get paid
Cut my finger with a blade
So the nurse gave a band-aid
Us white guys have problems too
Don't want to pick up dog poo
I am too old for the zoo
Non-whites just don't have a clue
Us white guys stand hand in hand
Other guys don't understand
While I practice for my band
Use the tuba
Played it grand
Oops, then I misplaced my hand
I just ripped my prostate gland
In school, you won't catch me slackin'
Or then I might just catch a smackin'
Other kids they might be lackin'
Bondor leaves here spittin', rappin'
[Outro]
Perfect-perfect-perfect-perfect-perfect-perfect-perfect