Tourettes Guy by Bob Saget Lyrics
I'm worried about you people getting all messed up 'cause there's crazy shit out there and I know it 'cause I've seen it on the web. There's a guy, I don't know if you've ever seen this, it's called "Tourette's Guy." Has anybody seen this? Okay, this is really messed up 'cause that's my name. Okay, there's a guy, and that's a real disorder. I do benefits for it. Okay Bob, good save. What happened? There's this guy called Tourette's Guy and instеad of cursing, he's got like thirty million hits which is how many I wanna inflict upon him. Instead of saying "fuck you" or "goddamnit", hе says my name, he goes "Bob Saget!" And kids say it in school as a curse word. "Bob Saget!" He, it's [?] "Bob Saget!" and he, pants fall down, he's like "Oh dang it!" And he's got like a [?] hooked up to a swing set and he falls "Bob Saget!" I fucking hate this guy. Somebody told me he died and I'm like "I'm fine with that." I know what his last words were: "Bob Saget!" Looking for a Tourette's girl "Bob Saget me, Bob Saget!" It's so creepy. I know, tell me about it.