Stuporman by Blokeacola Lyrics

[Verse 1]
You know baby I'm your biggest fan
But you should know that I'm no Superman
I am something of an also-ran
So you should formulate a brand new plan

[Chorus]
For I am Stuporman
For I am Stuporman
Don't catch me while you can
For I am Stuporman

[Verse 2]
Don't try to play the sacrificial lamb
In my inbox all I have is spam
All my dreams are made of marzipan
I drank my way into a driving ban

[Bridge]
For I am Stuporman
[Verse 3]
If I'm a country I'm Afghanistan
If I am sea life I'm a razor clam
If you're a wrestler I'm a body slam
If you're in a hurry I'm a traffic jam

[Chorus]
For I am Stuporman
For I am Stuporman
For I am Stuporman
Don't catch me while you can
Oh I am Stuporman

[Outro]
Stuporman
Don't catch me while you can
Don't catch me while you can