TV Party by Black Fag Lyrics
[Intro]
(burp)
Ew, smells like Pirate's Booty!
Oscar party tonight!
Tony party tonight!
Emmy party tonight!
TV party tonight!
[Verse 1]
We're gonna have a TV party tonight (alright!)
We're gonna have a TV party alright (tonight!)
[Chorus]
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews
[Verse 2]
All our friends gonna hang out here tonight (alright!)
We'll pass out on the couch alright (tonight!)
[Chorus]
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews
[Bridge]
Don't talk about anything else
We don't wanna know
We're dedicated
To our favorite shows
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!
Will and Grace!
Ellen!
Sex and the City!
[Verse 3]
We sit glued to the TV set all night (and every night!)
Why go into the outside world at all? (it's such a fright!)
[Chorus]
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews
[Verse 4]
E Entertainment News shows what it's like out there (it's a scare!)
You're gonna go out with that outfit, huh? (We wouldn't dare!)
[Chorus]
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews
[Bridge]
Don't talk about anything else
We don't wanna know
We're dedicated
To our favorite shows
Celebrity Profile!
Live from the Red Carpet!
Fashion Police!
Pretty much anything on the E Network!
[Verse 5]
I wouldn't be without my TV for a day (or even a minute!)
Don't even bother to use my brain anymore (there's nothing left in it!)
[Chorus]
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have some mojitos too!
[Verse 6]
Oh, wait a minute! My TV set doesn't work (it's broken!)
Hey, someone call that cute repair guy! (we're hurtin'!)
[Chorus]
We've got nothing left to do
Left with no TV and just a couple of brews
[Bridge]
What are we gonna talk about?
I don't know!
We're gonna miss our favorite shows!
No America's Next Top Model!
No The L Word!
No Extreme Makeover!
No Extreme Makeover: Home Edition!
No TV Party tonight
(burp)
Ew, smells like Pirate's Booty!
Oscar party tonight!
Tony party tonight!
Emmy party tonight!
TV party tonight!
[Verse 1]
We're gonna have a TV party tonight (alright!)
We're gonna have a TV party alright (tonight!)
[Chorus]
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews
[Verse 2]
All our friends gonna hang out here tonight (alright!)
We'll pass out on the couch alright (tonight!)
[Chorus]
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews
[Bridge]
Don't talk about anything else
We don't wanna know
We're dedicated
To our favorite shows
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!
Will and Grace!
Ellen!
Sex and the City!
[Verse 3]
We sit glued to the TV set all night (and every night!)
Why go into the outside world at all? (it's such a fright!)
[Chorus]
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews
[Verse 4]
E Entertainment News shows what it's like out there (it's a scare!)
You're gonna go out with that outfit, huh? (We wouldn't dare!)
[Chorus]
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have a couple of brews
[Bridge]
Don't talk about anything else
We don't wanna know
We're dedicated
To our favorite shows
Celebrity Profile!
Live from the Red Carpet!
Fashion Police!
Pretty much anything on the E Network!
[Verse 5]
I wouldn't be without my TV for a day (or even a minute!)
Don't even bother to use my brain anymore (there's nothing left in it!)
[Chorus]
We've got nothing better to do
Than watch TV and have some mojitos too!
[Verse 6]
Oh, wait a minute! My TV set doesn't work (it's broken!)
Hey, someone call that cute repair guy! (we're hurtin'!)
[Chorus]
We've got nothing left to do
Left with no TV and just a couple of brews
[Bridge]
What are we gonna talk about?
I don't know!
We're gonna miss our favorite shows!
No America's Next Top Model!
No The L Word!
No Extreme Makeover!
No Extreme Makeover: Home Edition!
No TV Party tonight