Vodkasodaburg by Birdcloud Lyrics
[Intro]
I was..
[Burp] Ugghhh
[Verse 1]
Well I was sober as a judge walkin around Williamsburg
You know they oughta rename this place Vodkasodaburg
Cause I've been drinkin with them homos
And they say they Ain't h*mos but they, look like one to me
[Verse 2]
I got 25 bucks to blow in Vodkasodaburg
Yeah that's five drinks of bye-bye mind and I don't leave a tip
Yeah that's ice and that's vodka and that's soda, no lime, don't put no bullshit straw into it
[Verse 3]
Just now I'm starting to get it right in Vodkasodaburg
Well my brain is feeling sparkly wow
Oh I so I so appropriate alcohol
Mmm everything is clear to me now
[Verse 4]
Well I met a local man in Vodkasodaburg
Him's a self-described hopeless romantic
Am gonna buy me another drink he must bе retarded
And go back to his fucking pad alone in Bushwick
And I wеnt home with a mulatto
Oh yeah he had some mighty cold snow
And that's why then he wrote a song about me
Oh yeah, I was lucky to be alive
[Verse 5]
I threw up and mosied on back to Vodkasodaburg
All the bartenders they're all hatin' my fuckin' guts
I was just tryin' to get my time to shine
All the girls turnin' into bitches
Spending three hundred dollars on a dress just trying to get f**ed
And this is where I get it off
Oh yeah probably never going to stop
Cause I can't say I'm never going to stop
No I said i'm never going to stop
Stop
[Verse 6]
I was a sad sack of shit walkin' around Williamsburg
Just like all the residents that live in Williamsburg
I was just trying to take a little trip to Vodkasodaburg
Can I please be anywhere else in the world except for here
I was..
[Burp] Ugghhh
[Verse 1]
Well I was sober as a judge walkin around Williamsburg
You know they oughta rename this place Vodkasodaburg
Cause I've been drinkin with them homos
And they say they Ain't h*mos but they, look like one to me
[Verse 2]
I got 25 bucks to blow in Vodkasodaburg
Yeah that's five drinks of bye-bye mind and I don't leave a tip
Yeah that's ice and that's vodka and that's soda, no lime, don't put no bullshit straw into it
[Verse 3]
Just now I'm starting to get it right in Vodkasodaburg
Well my brain is feeling sparkly wow
Oh I so I so appropriate alcohol
Mmm everything is clear to me now
[Verse 4]
Well I met a local man in Vodkasodaburg
Him's a self-described hopeless romantic
Am gonna buy me another drink he must bе retarded
And go back to his fucking pad alone in Bushwick
And I wеnt home with a mulatto
Oh yeah he had some mighty cold snow
And that's why then he wrote a song about me
Oh yeah, I was lucky to be alive
[Verse 5]
I threw up and mosied on back to Vodkasodaburg
All the bartenders they're all hatin' my fuckin' guts
I was just tryin' to get my time to shine
All the girls turnin' into bitches
Spending three hundred dollars on a dress just trying to get f**ed
And this is where I get it off
Oh yeah probably never going to stop
Cause I can't say I'm never going to stop
No I said i'm never going to stop
Stop
[Verse 6]
I was a sad sack of shit walkin' around Williamsburg
Just like all the residents that live in Williamsburg
I was just trying to take a little trip to Vodkasodaburg
Can I please be anywhere else in the world except for here