Right Hand Left Hand Remix by Biracial Boys Lyrics
[Intro: Lil Casserole]
I jerk off so damn much I got erectile dysfunction
I need help please this song is not a joke
This is a cry for help
PLEASE HELP ME
[Chours: NOODLEHEAD]
Everbody say that im a wasteman
This right here is a confession, I
Only jerk off with my right hand (right hand)
Jerk off so much I got a big cramp, I
Think lube be my best friend
Dick so big, use it as a kickstand
Never leave the house without nutting
My dick colored like food, dye
[Verse 1: NOODLEHEAD]
Everybody say that i am reckless
I not horny but i got some bad intentions, I
(Only jerk off with my right hand)
Cock so long you though i used extension, wow
Pussy smellin’ needs some’ freshen
Just kidding it was just the dead cat, I
Ain't Shane but i might have sometin’ to combat, I
Can't get hard if i use my left hand
Had a small cock when i stepped in
Used to be one for blue collar, crime
Never been scared to get erections
Never repped those with white color, crime
Keep my composure, cold as glacial
Everybody want me cuz i'm biracial
Dont tell me public wanking is banned now
I don't that is something i can withstand
[Chours: Lil Casserole]
Everbody say that im a wasteman
This right here is a confession, I
Only jerk off with my right hand (right hand)
Jerk off so much I got a big cramp, I
Think lube be my best friend
Dick so big, use it as a kickstand
Never leave the house without nutting
My dick colored like its food, dye
[Verse 2: Lil Casserole]
Stay above the cocks, i don’t wanna ride
Got that fat cock, right between my thighs
Jacking it off til i fucking die, aye
Jack it with yo left nigga u ain’t right
I ain’t got time for that weak shit, uh
Niggas funny, with there small dicks
Shit these niggas are furries
When i think about it, it makes no sense
[Chours: DUMBEN]
Everbody say that im a wasteman
This right here is a confession, I
Only jerk off with my right hand (right hand)
Jerk off so much I got a big cramp, I
Think lube be my best friend
Dick so big, use it as a kickstand
Never leave the house without nutting
My dick colored like food, dye
[Verse 3: DUMBEN]
I look down on a dudes crack
It so deep I found a bear trap
There’s a lot of scars round it
CSGO battle scarred, Miachel Jordan
Go all up in that oh man thicc like a blacc man
Okay stop damn I don’t mess with no man
Only if you come up to me and say you a fan
[Chours: NOODLEHEAD]
Everbody say that im a wasteman
This right here is a confession, I
Only jerk off with my right hand (right hand)
Jerk off so much I got a big cramp, I
Think lube be my best friend
Dick so big, use it as a kickstand
Never leave the house without nutting
My dick colored like food, dye
[Bridge: DUMBEN]
You know what they say bout big hands, BIG COCK
You know what they say bout big glands, BIG COCK
You know what they say bout a big man, BIG COCK
The government told me, you got a big cock
The media told me, you got a big cock
The Stefan Löfven told me, you got a big cock
Yeah I got a big cock, yeah, I got a big cock
[Verse 4: DUMBEN]
Take my shot I shoot it I be dripping
Bullet blast my nigga I am flipping
Missed my finger on the trigger
Oops now it’s inside of a nigga, I
Tried to tell my nigga he defriended me
I was sleep now I’m woke I’m rested
Couple live sperm in my right hand, I
Don’t want clothes when I’m in bed
[Verse 5: Lil Casserole]
Uh, dick to dick shit about to snap
Pass me that lube or shit about to fly
Fuck a pat down, give me a dick rub
Nigga, stepping through the fray with my pee pee in my hand, aye
[Outro: DUMBEN]
Everbody say that im a wasteman, I
Only jerk off with my right hand (right hand), I
Everbody say that im a wasteman, I
Only jerk off with my right hand (right hand)
I jerk off so damn much I got erectile dysfunction
I need help please this song is not a joke
This is a cry for help
PLEASE HELP ME
[Chours: NOODLEHEAD]
Everbody say that im a wasteman
This right here is a confession, I
Only jerk off with my right hand (right hand)
Jerk off so much I got a big cramp, I
Think lube be my best friend
Dick so big, use it as a kickstand
Never leave the house without nutting
My dick colored like food, dye
[Verse 1: NOODLEHEAD]
Everybody say that i am reckless
I not horny but i got some bad intentions, I
(Only jerk off with my right hand)
Cock so long you though i used extension, wow
Pussy smellin’ needs some’ freshen
Just kidding it was just the dead cat, I
Ain't Shane but i might have sometin’ to combat, I
Can't get hard if i use my left hand
Had a small cock when i stepped in
Used to be one for blue collar, crime
Never been scared to get erections
Never repped those with white color, crime
Keep my composure, cold as glacial
Everybody want me cuz i'm biracial
Dont tell me public wanking is banned now
I don't that is something i can withstand
[Chours: Lil Casserole]
Everbody say that im a wasteman
This right here is a confession, I
Only jerk off with my right hand (right hand)
Jerk off so much I got a big cramp, I
Think lube be my best friend
Dick so big, use it as a kickstand
Never leave the house without nutting
My dick colored like its food, dye
[Verse 2: Lil Casserole]
Stay above the cocks, i don’t wanna ride
Got that fat cock, right between my thighs
Jacking it off til i fucking die, aye
Jack it with yo left nigga u ain’t right
I ain’t got time for that weak shit, uh
Niggas funny, with there small dicks
Shit these niggas are furries
When i think about it, it makes no sense
[Chours: DUMBEN]
Everbody say that im a wasteman
This right here is a confession, I
Only jerk off with my right hand (right hand)
Jerk off so much I got a big cramp, I
Think lube be my best friend
Dick so big, use it as a kickstand
Never leave the house without nutting
My dick colored like food, dye
[Verse 3: DUMBEN]
I look down on a dudes crack
It so deep I found a bear trap
There’s a lot of scars round it
CSGO battle scarred, Miachel Jordan
Go all up in that oh man thicc like a blacc man
Okay stop damn I don’t mess with no man
Only if you come up to me and say you a fan
[Chours: NOODLEHEAD]
Everbody say that im a wasteman
This right here is a confession, I
Only jerk off with my right hand (right hand)
Jerk off so much I got a big cramp, I
Think lube be my best friend
Dick so big, use it as a kickstand
Never leave the house without nutting
My dick colored like food, dye
[Bridge: DUMBEN]
You know what they say bout big hands, BIG COCK
You know what they say bout big glands, BIG COCK
You know what they say bout a big man, BIG COCK
The government told me, you got a big cock
The media told me, you got a big cock
The Stefan Löfven told me, you got a big cock
Yeah I got a big cock, yeah, I got a big cock
[Verse 4: DUMBEN]
Take my shot I shoot it I be dripping
Bullet blast my nigga I am flipping
Missed my finger on the trigger
Oops now it’s inside of a nigga, I
Tried to tell my nigga he defriended me
I was sleep now I’m woke I’m rested
Couple live sperm in my right hand, I
Don’t want clothes when I’m in bed
[Verse 5: Lil Casserole]
Uh, dick to dick shit about to snap
Pass me that lube or shit about to fly
Fuck a pat down, give me a dick rub
Nigga, stepping through the fray with my pee pee in my hand, aye
[Outro: DUMBEN]
Everbody say that im a wasteman, I
Only jerk off with my right hand (right hand), I
Everbody say that im a wasteman, I
Only jerk off with my right hand (right hand)