Broke Dick Mountain by Billy Trailer and the Sunny Deez Lyrics
[Verse 1: Cumduster]
Uponst the peak of a mountain, full of snow and piss
Garbage, cum, and cigarette butts, just cannot be missed
Spire rocks and spikey shrubs, on the path of this
A long-ass climb, a tiring journey, the view shrouded in mist
[Chorus]
BROKE DICK, BUH-ROKE DICK MOUNTAIN!
I’VE COME SO FAR AND SEARCHED SO WIDE
OH, PLEASE, WHEREEVER MIGHT YOU HIDE?!
BROKE DICK, BUH-ROKE DICK MOUNTAIN!
WHERE THE SUN SHINES BLINDING-BRIGHT
LOCALS RUN, AND HIDE IN FRIGHT!
From broke dick mooooouuuuuuuuuuntaaaiiiiiin
[Verse 2]
I climb and climb the mountain path, weary arms and feet I need some rest, just to calm down, a nice hidden retreat
I set up camp and Light a fire, smells like ash and peat
Inside the tent, they think I slumber, but I start to beat my meeeeeeaaaaaatt!
[Chorus]
BROKE DICK, BUH-ROKE DICK MOUNTAIN!
SO MUCH WALKING, MY MIND JUST FRIED
OH, I TRIED AND I TRIED, AND I TRIED!
BROKE DICK, BUH-ROKE DICK MOUNTAIN!
OH, THE HUNDREDS OF MOSQUITO BITES
A THOUSAND DAYS AND A THOUSAND NIGHTS, IN
BROKE DIIIIIIIIIIICK, YEAH
[Instrumental]
[Verse 3]
I cum, sleep, wake up, get to work, and together, we all rose
I look up high and see the edge, could we really be so close
Around the corner, just nearby, climbing further, with my bros
I lift my head, am I really here at the top of, at the top, at the top at the top of!
[Chorus]
BROOOOKE DICK
BROKE DICK MOUNTAIN
[unintelligible growling and coughing]
Uponst the peak of a mountain, full of snow and piss
Garbage, cum, and cigarette butts, just cannot be missed
Spire rocks and spikey shrubs, on the path of this
A long-ass climb, a tiring journey, the view shrouded in mist
[Chorus]
BROKE DICK, BUH-ROKE DICK MOUNTAIN!
I’VE COME SO FAR AND SEARCHED SO WIDE
OH, PLEASE, WHEREEVER MIGHT YOU HIDE?!
BROKE DICK, BUH-ROKE DICK MOUNTAIN!
WHERE THE SUN SHINES BLINDING-BRIGHT
LOCALS RUN, AND HIDE IN FRIGHT!
From broke dick mooooouuuuuuuuuuntaaaiiiiiin
[Verse 2]
I climb and climb the mountain path, weary arms and feet I need some rest, just to calm down, a nice hidden retreat
I set up camp and Light a fire, smells like ash and peat
Inside the tent, they think I slumber, but I start to beat my meeeeeeaaaaaatt!
[Chorus]
BROKE DICK, BUH-ROKE DICK MOUNTAIN!
SO MUCH WALKING, MY MIND JUST FRIED
OH, I TRIED AND I TRIED, AND I TRIED!
BROKE DICK, BUH-ROKE DICK MOUNTAIN!
OH, THE HUNDREDS OF MOSQUITO BITES
A THOUSAND DAYS AND A THOUSAND NIGHTS, IN
BROKE DIIIIIIIIIIICK, YEAH
[Instrumental]
[Verse 3]
I cum, sleep, wake up, get to work, and together, we all rose
I look up high and see the edge, could we really be so close
Around the corner, just nearby, climbing further, with my bros
I lift my head, am I really here at the top of, at the top, at the top at the top of!
[Chorus]
BROOOOKE DICK
BROKE DICK MOUNTAIN
[unintelligible growling and coughing]