Poo Finger by Billy Lewis Lyrics
[Intro: Billy Lewis]
Billy Lewis here, back again
Ready to bounce a remix off the back of your brain
[Verse 1]
Yes sir, yes sir
That's how I roll when I've got my tongue in your mouth
I've got my fingers in your hole
I don't care if you're skinny nd I don't care if you're fat
I'll bend you over my bed and turn that dress into a hat
So slide to the lef and slide to the right
And kiss bye-bye to your fanny being tight
Now prepare yourself for the ride of your life
I've shagged my way from Glesga aw the way to Fife,
I love talking about shaggin', man, nothing else matters,
Leaving a bird lying there, fanny hanging in tatters
[Verse 2: Billy Lewis (as girl) & Billy Lewis]
Hiya, Billy
what's the script
Your pants are getting dropped
And your arse is gettin' dipped
Do you know that my boyfriend's got a pecker?
Well I'm the Black Decker
the fuckin' fanny wrecker
I'm a better ride than you would get at M&D's
if you want me to prove it just get on your fucking knees
He-he-he, Billy, you're so funny,
The best thing about this ride is you don't need any money
[Hook: Billy Lewis]
So, throw your hands up in the air
Remove your bra and underwear
Scream out loud like you don't care
I don't want any clothes on, I want you bare
[Verse 2: Billy Lewis (as girl) & Billy Lewis]
Billy, your fly's down, I'm sorry for peepin'
The cage is open but the beast is sleeping, you don't need to apologise just give it a feel
Aye right, man, is that thing real?
Sure is darling one-hundred percent beef
Now, get down on your knees and I'll put it in-between your teeth
Aye right, man, you must be kiddin'
No, I'm no—get down 'n' on ya knees, ya fuckin' midden
Calm down, darling, there's no need to shout
Well get on your back so I can pound your trout
I swear to god, Billy you better stop actin like a prick
Shut yer' fookin' moof and suck ma fuckin dick
I swear tae god, baby, I promise on wont hurt ye'
Stop actin' shy, we all know you're a dirty
Naw, Billy, ya need to buy me flowers first
Why don't ya bend down 'N'd cunt'll get burst?
Ugh-huh, Billy, I'm gon' tae cum!
There's an asshole and here comes the thumb
Ugh, baby, that's too sore
I bigged up ma thumb in your back door
A big dirty thumb is what you're needin'
Ah, baby, I think ma arseholes bleedin'
Aw, yuck, outcomes the thumb
Ejecto thumb
From your bum
Aw wit, man, ma thumbs all stinky
Really, baby?
That's quite kinky
Is it fuck, ya fuckin minger
Yer no the one sitting with a brown finger
Sorry, baby, let me suck your dick
Naw fuck that, man, I feel sick
I swear tae god, I'm about to spew
Aw, calm down, it's only a bit of poo
only a bit of poo? It's fuckin' rank
I should make you lick that off, you skank
Don't billy, you'll make me spew
You're that one that said, "It's just poo"
Know wit', hen? You can get tae fuck
While am in the toilet, cleanin' off this muck
Billy, you've gone pure chalk white
Nae wonder, I'm sittin' w' me thumb covered in shite
it was your idea to put it in
Did I ask your opinion, ya fuckin' bin?
So just get oot, ya fuckin minger
I'll let him salt with a jobby covered pringer
[Outro: Billy Lewis]
It's an antique story, so there ya go
That's the night billy visited a chucklito
Billy Lewis here, back again
Ready to bounce a remix off the back of your brain
[Verse 1]
Yes sir, yes sir
That's how I roll when I've got my tongue in your mouth
I've got my fingers in your hole
I don't care if you're skinny nd I don't care if you're fat
I'll bend you over my bed and turn that dress into a hat
So slide to the lef and slide to the right
And kiss bye-bye to your fanny being tight
Now prepare yourself for the ride of your life
I've shagged my way from Glesga aw the way to Fife,
I love talking about shaggin', man, nothing else matters,
Leaving a bird lying there, fanny hanging in tatters
[Verse 2: Billy Lewis (as girl) & Billy Lewis]
Hiya, Billy
what's the script
Your pants are getting dropped
And your arse is gettin' dipped
Do you know that my boyfriend's got a pecker?
Well I'm the Black Decker
the fuckin' fanny wrecker
I'm a better ride than you would get at M&D's
if you want me to prove it just get on your fucking knees
He-he-he, Billy, you're so funny,
The best thing about this ride is you don't need any money
[Hook: Billy Lewis]
So, throw your hands up in the air
Remove your bra and underwear
Scream out loud like you don't care
I don't want any clothes on, I want you bare
[Verse 2: Billy Lewis (as girl) & Billy Lewis]
Billy, your fly's down, I'm sorry for peepin'
The cage is open but the beast is sleeping, you don't need to apologise just give it a feel
Aye right, man, is that thing real?
Sure is darling one-hundred percent beef
Now, get down on your knees and I'll put it in-between your teeth
Aye right, man, you must be kiddin'
No, I'm no—get down 'n' on ya knees, ya fuckin' midden
Calm down, darling, there's no need to shout
Well get on your back so I can pound your trout
I swear to god, Billy you better stop actin like a prick
Shut yer' fookin' moof and suck ma fuckin dick
I swear tae god, baby, I promise on wont hurt ye'
Stop actin' shy, we all know you're a dirty
Naw, Billy, ya need to buy me flowers first
Why don't ya bend down 'N'd cunt'll get burst?
Ugh-huh, Billy, I'm gon' tae cum!
There's an asshole and here comes the thumb
Ugh, baby, that's too sore
I bigged up ma thumb in your back door
A big dirty thumb is what you're needin'
Ah, baby, I think ma arseholes bleedin'
Aw, yuck, outcomes the thumb
Ejecto thumb
From your bum
Aw wit, man, ma thumbs all stinky
Really, baby?
That's quite kinky
Is it fuck, ya fuckin minger
Yer no the one sitting with a brown finger
Sorry, baby, let me suck your dick
Naw fuck that, man, I feel sick
I swear tae god, I'm about to spew
Aw, calm down, it's only a bit of poo
only a bit of poo? It's fuckin' rank
I should make you lick that off, you skank
Don't billy, you'll make me spew
You're that one that said, "It's just poo"
Know wit', hen? You can get tae fuck
While am in the toilet, cleanin' off this muck
Billy, you've gone pure chalk white
Nae wonder, I'm sittin' w' me thumb covered in shite
it was your idea to put it in
Did I ask your opinion, ya fuckin' bin?
So just get oot, ya fuckin minger
I'll let him salt with a jobby covered pringer
[Outro: Billy Lewis]
It's an antique story, so there ya go
That's the night billy visited a chucklito