Faster than Daniel Grant by Billy J Nicholls Lyrics
Excuse me
Daniel
I saw you texting me a prank call
Claiming that you wanted this
It's over now, you bellend
You see
You might be slow on your feet
But what about rapping on beats
You’re as thick as you are thicc and that’s a double c
You cannot compete (Damn Daniel)
(Chorus)
I'm faster than Daniel Grant
Faster than Daniel Grant
I'm faster than Daniel Grant
Faster than Daniel Grant
I laugh at the thought of Daniel Grant
Trying to rap faster than Daniel Grant
Cause Daniel Grant can't rap faster than Daniel Grant that’s a fact
I'm faster than Daniel Grant
Faster than Daniel Grant
I'm faster than Daniel Grant
Faster than Daniel Grant (Woah)
My flow's controlled
So bеfore I tell you my name
I slow my roll
So you all know I'm Billy Nicholls
(Vеrse 1)
At first
I thought you were only a fat nerd
Look at that girth
Trampling everything in my path
And proving you wrong like the flat Earth
I'm even dressing in rhyme
Just check out my plaid shirt
And this rad skirt
But I do agree
That God is around
Just look at a bible
(Verse 2)
How can the people believe that the scientists are right?
Oh Daniel Grant
It's madness
I thought Jacob was a silly sausage
I’m taking it for granted
Dan, I'm amazed how well you've been trained
To point out the obvious in manifold ways
And how much you get paid like amateur player
And hour to play in the challenging games?
I'll have the same
'Cause I'm into games
And I'm making gains in Minecraft and Terraria
Crafting my phrases at an amazing rate
Vocabulary damaging brains
How many rappers are matching my pace?
I'm telling you mate
The Tally's not great
And that is a hell of a shame
I did tell you my name
But I'll tell you again
It's Billy Nicholls
They also call me Frisbee
Any rap you chuck at me
I catch at double speed
It doesn't even trouble me, no
Make up in speed what I lack in subtlety
(Verse 3)
Oh frick
Coming full swing at anyone impulsive
Am I talking out my arse?
Bullshit
When rapping bars
Don't matter how fat you are
Or how thin
Though I might be outwardly healthy and fit
I'm hitting up the mouth gym
I stick my tongue out
And stack it up with dumbells
I use my lips to lift
Bench pressing bookshelves
So Daniel
You'll know that I’m toned up
But you're tone deaf
I burp burpees
'Til there's no breath left
In my own chest
No one in the whole world
Is training their larynx like this
My throat's swole
And it isn't laryngitis
(Verse 4)
I mastered the art
Of vernacular cardiovascular bars
That are faster and harder
Than half of the rap in the charts
And I’m actually factually accurate on top of that
I'm a bard
My stamina's large
You sound a bit tired
I'm standing apart
You're stammering hard
I'm stunning, a God
You're someone that's not
You struggle to pass the stumbling block
You're stabbing the dark
Won't somebody stop you
Got to get a Diddy bit better
With the syllables
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual
(Chorus)
I'm faster than Daniel Grant
Faster than Daniel Grant
I'm faster than Daniel Grant
Faster than Daniel Grant
I laugh at the thought of Daniel Grant
Trying to rap faster than Daniel Grant
Cause Daniel Grant can't rap faster than Daniel Grant that’s a fact
I'm faster than Daniel Grant
Faster than Daniel Grant
I'm faster than Daniel Grant
Faster than Daniel Grant
My flow's controlled
So before I tell you my name
I slow my roll
So you all know I'm Billy Nicholls (FASTER THAN DANIEL GRANT)
(Fuck, oww)
Daniel
I saw you texting me a prank call
Claiming that you wanted this
It's over now, you bellend
You see
You might be slow on your feet
But what about rapping on beats
You’re as thick as you are thicc and that’s a double c
You cannot compete (Damn Daniel)
(Chorus)
I'm faster than Daniel Grant
Faster than Daniel Grant
I'm faster than Daniel Grant
Faster than Daniel Grant
I laugh at the thought of Daniel Grant
Trying to rap faster than Daniel Grant
Cause Daniel Grant can't rap faster than Daniel Grant that’s a fact
I'm faster than Daniel Grant
Faster than Daniel Grant
I'm faster than Daniel Grant
Faster than Daniel Grant (Woah)
My flow's controlled
So bеfore I tell you my name
I slow my roll
So you all know I'm Billy Nicholls
(Vеrse 1)
At first
I thought you were only a fat nerd
Look at that girth
Trampling everything in my path
And proving you wrong like the flat Earth
I'm even dressing in rhyme
Just check out my plaid shirt
And this rad skirt
But I do agree
That God is around
Just look at a bible
(Verse 2)
How can the people believe that the scientists are right?
Oh Daniel Grant
It's madness
I thought Jacob was a silly sausage
I’m taking it for granted
Dan, I'm amazed how well you've been trained
To point out the obvious in manifold ways
And how much you get paid like amateur player
And hour to play in the challenging games?
I'll have the same
'Cause I'm into games
And I'm making gains in Minecraft and Terraria
Crafting my phrases at an amazing rate
Vocabulary damaging brains
How many rappers are matching my pace?
I'm telling you mate
The Tally's not great
And that is a hell of a shame
I did tell you my name
But I'll tell you again
It's Billy Nicholls
They also call me Frisbee
Any rap you chuck at me
I catch at double speed
It doesn't even trouble me, no
Make up in speed what I lack in subtlety
(Verse 3)
Oh frick
Coming full swing at anyone impulsive
Am I talking out my arse?
Bullshit
When rapping bars
Don't matter how fat you are
Or how thin
Though I might be outwardly healthy and fit
I'm hitting up the mouth gym
I stick my tongue out
And stack it up with dumbells
I use my lips to lift
Bench pressing bookshelves
So Daniel
You'll know that I’m toned up
But you're tone deaf
I burp burpees
'Til there's no breath left
In my own chest
No one in the whole world
Is training their larynx like this
My throat's swole
And it isn't laryngitis
(Verse 4)
I mastered the art
Of vernacular cardiovascular bars
That are faster and harder
Than half of the rap in the charts
And I’m actually factually accurate on top of that
I'm a bard
My stamina's large
You sound a bit tired
I'm standing apart
You're stammering hard
I'm stunning, a God
You're someone that's not
You struggle to pass the stumbling block
You're stabbing the dark
Won't somebody stop you
Got to get a Diddy bit better
With the syllables
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual
(Chorus)
I'm faster than Daniel Grant
Faster than Daniel Grant
I'm faster than Daniel Grant
Faster than Daniel Grant
I laugh at the thought of Daniel Grant
Trying to rap faster than Daniel Grant
Cause Daniel Grant can't rap faster than Daniel Grant that’s a fact
I'm faster than Daniel Grant
Faster than Daniel Grant
I'm faster than Daniel Grant
Faster than Daniel Grant
My flow's controlled
So before I tell you my name
I slow my roll
So you all know I'm Billy Nicholls (FASTER THAN DANIEL GRANT)
(Fuck, oww)