MINECRAFT WEED by Big jacob Lyrics
[Intro]
Hey guys, um Minecraft Steve guys um, weed guys um, um [?]
I'm really funny I'm self-aware, so that means everything I say
Is okay, everything I say is funny, because I'm self aware
Nobody understands my pain no no no-body gets it
[Verse 1]
I went to school today I got bullied someone took my lunch I got bullied
They said to me, your fat you don't need it
I said to them your gay I don't need you in my life because your gay I don't associate with gay people bye
[Verse 2]
I'm retarded, I like to look like I farted
I'm not a bully im a fucking loser
I'm not a bully I like to eat fooooooood
Ay
Ay
[Chorus]
When's the last I went to school?
When's the last time I went and jumped in a pool?
When's the last time I ate some food?
It was like 5 minutes ago but BESIDES THAT
[Verse 3]
Minecraft Steve, I smoke weed, I'm a retard, I smoke Steve, I smoke weed, I'm a retard
I can't even hear my own voice I'm a retard
The rebound off my voice, makes me sound like I'm a fucking invoice
Yeah
Uh
I'm an intern for [?]
[Chorus]
When's the last time, I thought I could go home and drink wine
It was like 5 days ago but that's because I'm a fatso, it's because I'm a ratso
[Verse 4]
I don't even like to eat food anymore
Because last time I did that I gained 20 pounds
It hurt bad
I smoke weed did you guys know that I smoke weed
No
I didn't think so
Probably because you guys are all nerds
I'm not a nerd because
One time I was doing a skateboard trick with my friends
That's why I'm not a nerd
If you guys ever thought I was a nerd, you guys are the most nerdiest people I've ever met actually
Um
I actually don't have an inhaler, that's just a hoax people made t-t-to make me look bad
I actually don't have an inhaler
[Verse 5]
SORRY I WAS TAKING MY INHALER
Um I'm retarded?
This is like {?] when he's gonna farted and he's retarded
See farted and retarded rhyme
So I use it in every fucking song I make because I have no talent, because I am a retarded, because that I am farted
Yeah
[Chorus]
When's the last time I saw my dad
It was in 2004 when I was a chad yuh
[Verse 6]
I'm not a chad I'm fucking fat yuh
I'm 200 pounds and I am fat yuh
I say yuh because it makes me feel better
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Ay
[Chorus]
When's the last time I got some head
It was five weeks ago yuh uh huh
Hey guys, um Minecraft Steve guys um, weed guys um, um [?]
I'm really funny I'm self-aware, so that means everything I say
Is okay, everything I say is funny, because I'm self aware
Nobody understands my pain no no no-body gets it
[Verse 1]
I went to school today I got bullied someone took my lunch I got bullied
They said to me, your fat you don't need it
I said to them your gay I don't need you in my life because your gay I don't associate with gay people bye
[Verse 2]
I'm retarded, I like to look like I farted
I'm not a bully im a fucking loser
I'm not a bully I like to eat fooooooood
Ay
Ay
[Chorus]
When's the last I went to school?
When's the last time I went and jumped in a pool?
When's the last time I ate some food?
It was like 5 minutes ago but BESIDES THAT
[Verse 3]
Minecraft Steve, I smoke weed, I'm a retard, I smoke Steve, I smoke weed, I'm a retard
I can't even hear my own voice I'm a retard
The rebound off my voice, makes me sound like I'm a fucking invoice
Yeah
Uh
I'm an intern for [?]
[Chorus]
When's the last time, I thought I could go home and drink wine
It was like 5 days ago but that's because I'm a fatso, it's because I'm a ratso
[Verse 4]
I don't even like to eat food anymore
Because last time I did that I gained 20 pounds
It hurt bad
I smoke weed did you guys know that I smoke weed
No
I didn't think so
Probably because you guys are all nerds
I'm not a nerd because
One time I was doing a skateboard trick with my friends
That's why I'm not a nerd
If you guys ever thought I was a nerd, you guys are the most nerdiest people I've ever met actually
Um
I actually don't have an inhaler, that's just a hoax people made t-t-to make me look bad
I actually don't have an inhaler
[Verse 5]
SORRY I WAS TAKING MY INHALER
Um I'm retarded?
This is like {?] when he's gonna farted and he's retarded
See farted and retarded rhyme
So I use it in every fucking song I make because I have no talent, because I am a retarded, because that I am farted
Yeah
[Chorus]
When's the last time I saw my dad
It was in 2004 when I was a chad yuh
[Verse 6]
I'm not a chad I'm fucking fat yuh
I'm 200 pounds and I am fat yuh
I say yuh because it makes me feel better
[???????????????????????????????????????]
Ay
[Chorus]
When's the last time I got some head
It was five weeks ago yuh uh huh