Introduction Letter / Interview by Big Rifti Lyrics

[ToxiPlays]
Yo guys! This is my, sorta, introduction letter? I don't know. This is Big Rifti, and he's gonna be my de-facto sockpuppet for meme songs and the like. Not the parodies though — TF2 Spotlight is too iconic for me to move.

[Big Rifti] (soundboard)
cheese

[ToxiPlays]
I'll show him around town a little. Tell them a little 'bout yourself?

[Big Rifti] (text-to-speech)
no lmao

[ToxiPlays]
Jokes aside, yeah. I'm going to make meme songs over on this artist page now. I'd love to be "Lil Rifti" instead, but someone already took "Lil Rift" so I really can't. [awkward laugher] Ummm...

[Big Rifti] (in a higher-pitched voice)
Alright, see you guys around!