Murder Mystery by Big Con Lyrics
Let’s Get it
Oh Jack you fucked up bro
Yo fuck Jack
Yo my man Jack, you thought this was a diss track
Maybe next time, cause we all just spitting facts
I feel bad bro, you dick look like a tic-tac
Those glasses look like you found them in a shack. (Ew)
Your mom’s ass was bouncin’ in the club like click-clack (Mhm)
Feel bad for your artist, cause that ink be wack
Get some meat on your bones bro, you lookin’ frail
Let’s keep running this back, it’s like the Holy Grail (Jinkies Bitch)
Don’t be fronting, we all know you ain't getting tail
Your face nasty, or slimy like a snail (sluggy)
Seriously, invest in some pro-active
Here’s some advice, just go inactive
Why you still shopping’ at Gap kid?
It’s no secret you shouldn’t have got a bid. (Peace)
Aight for real, i got better things to do, just squished you like a bug, someone take this shoe. (Nike)
Yo i said Fuck jack and his glasses
Business major, can't pass his classes (dumb)
Parking on campus but he ain't got no passes
Got no bitches, ain't getting any asses (No ass)
Spend all that time in the gym just liftin weights
But you ain't making progress, you ain't gettin any dates (Frail)
Girls curving you like the spine in your back (Scoliosis)
Drop a pickup line and then your face gettin smacked
Deadass we Shoulda Called you quasimodo (hunchback)
We know You got a tat, we dont need another photo (camera sound)
Whats up with your hair bro, that shits whack
Bitch stop crying this a jack diss track
Why the fuck you always tryna Flex
When you got arms that look like a t-rex
Dude, your name's Johnathan
Oh Jack you fucked up bro
Yo fuck Jack
Yo my man Jack, you thought this was a diss track
Maybe next time, cause we all just spitting facts
I feel bad bro, you dick look like a tic-tac
Those glasses look like you found them in a shack. (Ew)
Your mom’s ass was bouncin’ in the club like click-clack (Mhm)
Feel bad for your artist, cause that ink be wack
Get some meat on your bones bro, you lookin’ frail
Let’s keep running this back, it’s like the Holy Grail (Jinkies Bitch)
Don’t be fronting, we all know you ain't getting tail
Your face nasty, or slimy like a snail (sluggy)
Seriously, invest in some pro-active
Here’s some advice, just go inactive
Why you still shopping’ at Gap kid?
It’s no secret you shouldn’t have got a bid. (Peace)
Aight for real, i got better things to do, just squished you like a bug, someone take this shoe. (Nike)
Yo i said Fuck jack and his glasses
Business major, can't pass his classes (dumb)
Parking on campus but he ain't got no passes
Got no bitches, ain't getting any asses (No ass)
Spend all that time in the gym just liftin weights
But you ain't making progress, you ain't gettin any dates (Frail)
Girls curving you like the spine in your back (Scoliosis)
Drop a pickup line and then your face gettin smacked
Deadass we Shoulda Called you quasimodo (hunchback)
We know You got a tat, we dont need another photo (camera sound)
Whats up with your hair bro, that shits whack
Bitch stop crying this a jack diss track
Why the fuck you always tryna Flex
When you got arms that look like a t-rex
Dude, your name's Johnathan