Poochinski by Betty Goop Lyrics
[Verse 1]
How many years? I can't be sure
Since my body ages seven times more
The red and blue light washes into my drink
As I cruise down the backstreets of my precinct
Shitting outside is nice
But it's not the same, no it’s not the same
They got me howling at the moon
Since they switched my brain
Now all I have is my name
They call me:
[Chorus]
Poochinski
He’s the dog for the job
(Surprise!)
They call me Poochinski
Good dog, bad cop
[Verse 1]
Wish I could go out and wear something nice
Maybe spend time with Claire at arm wrestle night
But I lost my body and I lost my wife
Things might be different, but it’s still my life!
Shitting outside is nice
But it’s not the same, no, it’s not the same
They got me howling at the moon
Since they switched my brain
All I have is my name
They call me:
[Chorus]
Poochinski
He’s the dog for the job
(I got a hairy back, heh heh)
They call me Poochinski
Good dog, bad cop
[Bridge]
Staring at my empty bowl and I don’t need it
Wait until the next patrol and I don’t see it
Staring at my empty bowl and I don’t need it
Wait until the next patrol and I don’t see it
They got me how-ow-ow-ow-owl
Got me how-ow-ow-ow-owl
Got me how-ow-ow-ow-owl
Got me!
[Verse 3]
How many years? I can’t be sure
Since my body ages seven times more
The red and blue light washes into my drink
As I cruise down the backstreets of my precinct
Shitting outside is nice
But it’s not the same, it’s really not the same
Got me howlin' at the moon
Since they switched my brain
I think I’m going insane!
[Chorus]
Poochinski
He’s the dog for the job
(This is ridiculous)
They call me Poochinski
Good dog, bad cop
[Outro]
Staring at my empty bowl and I don’t need it
Wait until the next patrol and I don’t see it
Staring at my empty bowl and I don’t need it
Wait until the next patrol and I don’t see it
They got me how-ow-ow-ow-owl
They got me how-ow-ow-ow-owl
Got me how-ow-ow-ow-owl
They got me
Ooh, ooh
Got me how-ow-ow-ow-owl
How-ow-ow-ow-owl
Got me how-ow-ow-ow-owl
How-ow-owl
Ooh, ooh
How-ow-ow-ow-owl
Got me how-ow-ow-ow-owl
How-ow-owl
How many years? I can't be sure
Since my body ages seven times more
The red and blue light washes into my drink
As I cruise down the backstreets of my precinct
Shitting outside is nice
But it's not the same, no it’s not the same
They got me howling at the moon
Since they switched my brain
Now all I have is my name
They call me:
[Chorus]
Poochinski
He’s the dog for the job
(Surprise!)
They call me Poochinski
Good dog, bad cop
[Verse 1]
Wish I could go out and wear something nice
Maybe spend time with Claire at arm wrestle night
But I lost my body and I lost my wife
Things might be different, but it’s still my life!
Shitting outside is nice
But it’s not the same, no, it’s not the same
They got me howling at the moon
Since they switched my brain
All I have is my name
They call me:
[Chorus]
Poochinski
He’s the dog for the job
(I got a hairy back, heh heh)
They call me Poochinski
Good dog, bad cop
[Bridge]
Staring at my empty bowl and I don’t need it
Wait until the next patrol and I don’t see it
Staring at my empty bowl and I don’t need it
Wait until the next patrol and I don’t see it
They got me how-ow-ow-ow-owl
Got me how-ow-ow-ow-owl
Got me how-ow-ow-ow-owl
Got me!
[Verse 3]
How many years? I can’t be sure
Since my body ages seven times more
The red and blue light washes into my drink
As I cruise down the backstreets of my precinct
Shitting outside is nice
But it’s not the same, it’s really not the same
Got me howlin' at the moon
Since they switched my brain
I think I’m going insane!
[Chorus]
Poochinski
He’s the dog for the job
(This is ridiculous)
They call me Poochinski
Good dog, bad cop
[Outro]
Staring at my empty bowl and I don’t need it
Wait until the next patrol and I don’t see it
Staring at my empty bowl and I don’t need it
Wait until the next patrol and I don’t see it
They got me how-ow-ow-ow-owl
They got me how-ow-ow-ow-owl
Got me how-ow-ow-ow-owl
They got me
Ooh, ooh
Got me how-ow-ow-ow-owl
How-ow-ow-ow-owl
Got me how-ow-ow-ow-owl
How-ow-owl
Ooh, ooh
How-ow-ow-ow-owl
Got me how-ow-ow-ow-owl
How-ow-owl