Hot Dog by Betty Bitschlap Lyrics

[Intro]
Cheesy, basic, crunchy, salty
Long one, short one, pork or paultry
(Ahh)
Brioche please

[Verse 1]
Out shopping at the hot dog stand
Buying hot dogs with my hot dog man
The price of meat is pretty high these days
I think I'll have me some anyways

[Refrain]
I'm so hungry...

[Verse 2]
Getting ready for a sausage fest
I know for sure that I have bought the best
Massive, crooked, all the shapes
Is that yours?
Let's have a sausage date!
[Chorus]
I wanna eat that hot dog
It's not for free that hot dog
I wanna eat that hot dog
(So cheesy)
I wanna eat that hot dog
It's not for free that hot dog
I wanna eat that hot dog
(How do you fit that in there)
I wanna eat that hot dog
It's not for free that hot dog
I wanna eat that hot dog
(Salty, crunchy, mmm)
I wanna eat that hot dog
It's not for free that hot dog
I wanna eat that hot dog

[Verse 3]
If you make it to my party
You better eat that sausage naughty
I'll show you how to do it right
So we can have hot dogs all night

[Verse 4]
I like em' all I have no favorites
I'm a meat-loving barbie bitch
Slap it on my face alright
So we can have hot dogs all night
[Chorus]
I wanna eat that hot dog
It's not for free that hot dog
I wanna eat that hot dog
(So messy)
I wanna eat that hot dog
It's not for free that hot dog
I wanna eat that hot dog
(Maybe I've had too much)
I wanna eat that hot dog
It's not for free that hot dog
I wanna eat that hot dog
(Ketchup)
I wanna eat that hot dog
It's not for free that hot dog
I wanna eat that hot dog
(I can eat one more)

[Verse 5]
Oh my god do you guys want to hear a secret?
I mean just between you and me
It's not easy for me to say, but I've never actually tasted meat
Yes, I try to be a good vegan girl
But all I really dream of is

[Bridge]
My hot dog
Hot dog
My hot dog
Hot dog
Hot dog
Hot dog
My hot dog
Hot dog
[Chorus]
I wanna eat that hot dog
It's not for free that hot dog
I wanna eat that hot dog
(I want a big one)
I wanna eat that hot dog
It's not for free that hot dog
I wanna eat that hot dog
(All the toppings)
I wanna eat that hot dog
It's not for free that hot dog
I wanna eat that hot dog
(Stick that in my mouth)
I wanna eat that hot dog
It's not for free that hot dog
I wanna eat that hot dog
(I'm still hungry)

[Outro]
I wanna eat that hot dog
It's not for free that hot dog
(It's not for free that hot dog)
I wanna eat that hot dog
It's not for free that hot dog
(It's not for free that hot dog)
(Free that hot dog, free that hot dog)