Capped Teeth and Caesar Salad by Bernadette Peters Lyrics
[EMMA:]
Capped teeth and caesar salad
Good old Beverly Hills
With every deal that's done an award is won
You can rent a car or rent a star
Suntans and Sunday brunches
Sprinklers sprinkle away
It's like a fairy tale long as you don't inhale
I'll call you back and have a nice day
Capped teeth and caesar salad
Spotless Beverly Hills
If someone takes a walk all the neighbors talk
Every man and beast came from back east
Earthquakes and English muffins
Ulcers poppin' away
The films are being hyped before the scripts are typеd
I'll call you back and have a nice day
[MR. BLOOM’S SECRETARY:]
Hello, Mr. Bloom's officе
[EMMA:]
Yes, may I speak to Sheldon, please?
[MR. BLOOM’S SECRETARY:]
No, I’m afraid Mr. Bloom's at a screening
If you would like to leave word
[EMMA:]
Yes, I would like to leave w-
[MR. BLOOM’S SECRETARY:]
We'll get right back to you
[EMMA:]
Yes, I’d like to leave word
[MR. BLOOM’S SECRETARY:]
Thank you for calling
Have a nice day
[EMMA:]
You have a nice day, too
And a nice swim
Capped teeth and caesar salad
Cozy Beverly Hills
Out here a woman shops until her chauffeur drops
When her bosoms droop, fifty surgeons swoop
Don't work, sit and look pretty
Keep your boredom at bay
Out here the rainbow ends in your Mercedes Benz
I'll call you back and have a nice day
Hello, Mr. Bloom's office. Who is thi-
Oh, Emma! Oh, Emma!
I'm sorry, Emma, Mr. Bloom is not in
To you, Emma
Never, never, never to Emma, Emma, Emma
Yes I know, I'm just one of Mr. Bloom's possessions
One of his things
Just an object dart, that's what I am
Just a soggy crumpet floating around the pool all day long
I'll call you back and have a nice day
Capped teeth and caesar salad
Good old Beverly Hills
With every deal that's done an award is won
You can rent a car or rent a star
Suntans and Sunday brunches
Sprinklers sprinkle away
It's like a fairy tale long as you don't inhale
I'll call you back and have a nice day
Capped teeth and caesar salad
Spotless Beverly Hills
If someone takes a walk all the neighbors talk
Every man and beast came from back east
Earthquakes and English muffins
Ulcers poppin' away
The films are being hyped before the scripts are typеd
I'll call you back and have a nice day
[MR. BLOOM’S SECRETARY:]
Hello, Mr. Bloom's officе
[EMMA:]
Yes, may I speak to Sheldon, please?
[MR. BLOOM’S SECRETARY:]
No, I’m afraid Mr. Bloom's at a screening
If you would like to leave word
[EMMA:]
Yes, I would like to leave w-
[MR. BLOOM’S SECRETARY:]
We'll get right back to you
[EMMA:]
Yes, I’d like to leave word
[MR. BLOOM’S SECRETARY:]
Thank you for calling
Have a nice day
[EMMA:]
You have a nice day, too
And a nice swim
Capped teeth and caesar salad
Cozy Beverly Hills
Out here a woman shops until her chauffeur drops
When her bosoms droop, fifty surgeons swoop
Don't work, sit and look pretty
Keep your boredom at bay
Out here the rainbow ends in your Mercedes Benz
I'll call you back and have a nice day
Hello, Mr. Bloom's office. Who is thi-
Oh, Emma! Oh, Emma!
I'm sorry, Emma, Mr. Bloom is not in
To you, Emma
Never, never, never to Emma, Emma, Emma
Yes I know, I'm just one of Mr. Bloom's possessions
One of his things
Just an object dart, that's what I am
Just a soggy crumpet floating around the pool all day long
I'll call you back and have a nice day