Infomercial by Benji The Machine, Killk3nny Lyrics
[Intro: Madge Blake and Benji the Machine]
Benji the Machine
It’s no wonder they’re a household name all over the world
The stars of tonight’s picture!
[Verse 1: Killk3nny]
Hi my name is Kenny and I woke up in my vomit
Everybody feens so I keep it in my pocket
Like Charlie Sheen, could fit men, 2.5 inside a rocket
Nature god cause now I’m Davy Crockett
Chain snatcher tore my beloved locket
Chain vapor, broke my heart so I can never lock it
Hockey puck it like I’m Patrick Kane
I Told you yesterday that you a lame
And I don’t even know what I’m saying
So gone, wobbly wolly, yeah I think that I’m insane
Think I got the vans like I’m so off the wall, like off the window, off the pane
Y’all be having 50 features, just like you ran a train
He’s farm grown corny so I call that boy a grain
We both broke, but we are not the same
Tryna catch my wave like I’m tryna catch a dream
I’m tryna catch a feature, and you just bought a dank
This is history baby like BBNO dollar sign
BYOB, my Youtube and some beats by Obi
Plus I’m on the deck, and my life is sweet
Call it nuts a little zack and cody
Dyed my hair so people wouldn’t call me Brody
Talk about snapchats, I keep a bunch like Brady
I think you lovely, yeah shawty bubbly
But you don’t really look like my lil lady
And I don’t keep a gun but you looking like you my lil baby
Step back, disrespect lil Tracy like McGrady
[Interlude: Announcer and Benji the Machine]
And now a message from our sponsor (yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah)
Ladies, tired of drying your hair with the same old vacuum cleaner? (yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Try avant-shade’s new porta-locks beauty dryer! (yeah, yeah, uh)
[Verse 2: Benji the Machine]
Hi my name is Benji and I’m never off topic
Stop talking, yeah me and Kenny get to moshing
I will not feel the pressure if the whole world’s watching
Step to me and get marked, somewhat non-toxic
Thriller, cup filler, farm tiller
If i’m making offers I don’t want you to consider
Hey heavy hitter you might end up on twitter
I go crazy for the money like swell girls for stickers
When I rap I mean it cause I’m not a pinch hitter
I may be broke at least i’m not bitter
You hacky sack who walk around with money to deliver, you might
Meet a couple idols but you’ll never be a pillar
Pick and choose your targets cause I always fight back, uh
Pull the whole rope you’re just picking up my slack, uh
Got so many stone I might even paint em black, and they
Fall for me so fast I might just give em heart attack, so go!
[Outro: Announcer and Benji the Machine]
Go, go, go
It's smaller, it's faster, it's guaranteed to give you the hair you've-
Benji the Machine
Always wanted in half the time!
Beauty-locks is delicate and dainty, just like you!
The dryer weighs only a pound and easily fits in your hand
Now that's beauty and convenience!
Benji the Machine
It’s no wonder they’re a household name all over the world
The stars of tonight’s picture!
[Verse 1: Killk3nny]
Hi my name is Kenny and I woke up in my vomit
Everybody feens so I keep it in my pocket
Like Charlie Sheen, could fit men, 2.5 inside a rocket
Nature god cause now I’m Davy Crockett
Chain snatcher tore my beloved locket
Chain vapor, broke my heart so I can never lock it
Hockey puck it like I’m Patrick Kane
I Told you yesterday that you a lame
And I don’t even know what I’m saying
So gone, wobbly wolly, yeah I think that I’m insane
Think I got the vans like I’m so off the wall, like off the window, off the pane
Y’all be having 50 features, just like you ran a train
He’s farm grown corny so I call that boy a grain
We both broke, but we are not the same
Tryna catch my wave like I’m tryna catch a dream
I’m tryna catch a feature, and you just bought a dank
This is history baby like BBNO dollar sign
BYOB, my Youtube and some beats by Obi
Plus I’m on the deck, and my life is sweet
Call it nuts a little zack and cody
Dyed my hair so people wouldn’t call me Brody
Talk about snapchats, I keep a bunch like Brady
I think you lovely, yeah shawty bubbly
But you don’t really look like my lil lady
And I don’t keep a gun but you looking like you my lil baby
Step back, disrespect lil Tracy like McGrady
[Interlude: Announcer and Benji the Machine]
And now a message from our sponsor (yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah)
Ladies, tired of drying your hair with the same old vacuum cleaner? (yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Try avant-shade’s new porta-locks beauty dryer! (yeah, yeah, uh)
[Verse 2: Benji the Machine]
Hi my name is Benji and I’m never off topic
Stop talking, yeah me and Kenny get to moshing
I will not feel the pressure if the whole world’s watching
Step to me and get marked, somewhat non-toxic
Thriller, cup filler, farm tiller
If i’m making offers I don’t want you to consider
Hey heavy hitter you might end up on twitter
I go crazy for the money like swell girls for stickers
When I rap I mean it cause I’m not a pinch hitter
I may be broke at least i’m not bitter
You hacky sack who walk around with money to deliver, you might
Meet a couple idols but you’ll never be a pillar
Pick and choose your targets cause I always fight back, uh
Pull the whole rope you’re just picking up my slack, uh
Got so many stone I might even paint em black, and they
Fall for me so fast I might just give em heart attack, so go!
[Outro: Announcer and Benji the Machine]
Go, go, go
It's smaller, it's faster, it's guaranteed to give you the hair you've-
Benji the Machine
Always wanted in half the time!
Beauty-locks is delicate and dainty, just like you!
The dryer weighs only a pound and easily fits in your hand
Now that's beauty and convenience!